William Cruzgriffith

#Freelance writer @ComplexPop, @Konbini and @VerizonNews, #musician, #historian, and a friend to #cigars far and wide. [email protected]

[William Cruzgriffith @WCruzgriffith]

@thelaceylondon Looks like I ate the carburetor.

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@BHinFlorida Dream of Mirrors — Iron Maiden

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@thelaceylondon When lunch comes to you.

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@BHinFlorida Actual footage of DeSantis spitting n the face of Florida.

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@KathyHochul, we’re at Todd’s Cigar Lounge right now and can’t believe you’re not here to enjoy a cigar with me on my birthday. I’ve talked to you about tobacco issues in the state and I want desperately to enjoy a smoke with you while I’m here. Do it; ball is in your court.

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@BHinFlorida Imma smoke fan too 😂

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Happy Easter all!

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@BHinFlorida I didn’t know cold existed until my gastric bypass surgery. Now I can’t wait until my 10 days of New York summer arrive. 🥶

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@BHinFlorida I hope all their meals include their own bootstraps

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@BHinFlorida One of my best friends in the world, Stephie, eats M&M pizza. She’s the only tolerable person I’ve met who does.

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@BHinFlorida I’d wear it to scour my walls before painting.

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@KaylaChowShow The Pixar lamp’s dad.

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@thelaceylondon “Brakes: You’ll Stop Eventually!”

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@thelaceylondon My first attempt at a tent ⛺️

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@TattoosandSass Awesome job!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMAOOO who did this

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@BHinFlorida

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@joncoopertweets Nuke the boat.

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@joncoopertweets Leg cramps

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@KaylaChowShow Umm…Chicken Lo-Mein 🙀