Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
February: “I miss college football”
March: “I miss college football”
April: “I miss college football”
May: “I miss college football”
June: “I miss college football”
July: “I miss college football”
August: “I miss college football”
September: “fuck this team”