Human Candy Corn

Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

They just yeeted her

[Rapid Report @RapidReport2025]

JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

BREAKING: Cleveland Cavaliers shooting guard James Harden was arrested in Texas and charged with misdemeanor unlawful carrying of weapons, according to court documents. https://t.co/4vTUj1nQE3

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@eliteangiegifs @aiwrestling Ultramantis Black was left with scratch marks on his stomach. The nightmare was real.

[jackass @jackassworld]

until we meet again some sunny day… happy birthday, ryan.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@NEO_Scan any idea what’s going on in the metro parks in Fairview? I just passed about 8 squad cars, a mix of Fairview & metroparks squads.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

She’s probably tired of seeing her daughter perform.

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo says her mom skipped her Lollapalooza show to watch Korn.

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo says her mom skipped her Lollapalooza show to watch Korn.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@mitchlafon I don’t blame them. I wish I could too.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@birdiepls @NEO_Scan Big boy learned a new term

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

Everything was fine til last week.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@alyssaaakendall Home schooling now is the textbook definition of indoctrination

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@analogkid_1001 @mitchlafon I can tell what type of person you are. Always arguing with someone cause you’re never wrong even though you constantly twist words so you’re never wrong. I’m done with you. Cleveland browns fans are terrible people.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@analogkid_1001 @mitchlafon So it is sold out. Thanks.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@analogkid_1001 @mitchlafon Oh please explain to me what sold out means then when I can’t get a ticket except through resale? Please mansplain to me like I’m a toddler.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is how Rush introduced Tom Sawyer last night. This was their first show since 2015. Incredible. 😁

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@RickeyShanePage Started off sad but that speech device made me laugh at the end.

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@refjakeclemons @MichaelPorter98 I hope we see him this Christmas

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@mitchlafon I always enjoy seeing children perform rock songs

[Human Candy Corn @WD_TaylorJr]

@mitchlafon Sounds like modern Vince. No dig at these children though.