William Dyson

I write stories that hopefully interest you. I also yell at New York city about their terrible mass transit and alternate side parking rules.

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

@NJTRANSIT_NEC @NJTRANSIT Hello; I would like to remind you that you are terrible and nobody likes you.

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Watching @KenJennings host @Jeopardy every night is an absolute pleasure. Please never leave, Ken.

No one can be Alex, but Ken is great and enthusiastic in his own way. The GOAT and you know how much he loves the game #jeopardy

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

This is the end of climate change legislation in the United States. By the time we act, it will be too late (it may already be). Nothing will be done and our children and grandchildren will curse us.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The Supreme Court's three liberal justices dissented in the ruling limiting the EPA's ability to restrict power plant emissions, writing that the decision strips the agency of "the power to respond to the most pressing environmental challenge of our time." https://t.co/lUcpgRUGD8

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

We're all the dog in the burning room meme and nobody in charge cares.

https://t.co/aOHoWfUTNI

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Guess we'll need all those bombs after we destroy the environment completely.

[Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan]

50-44: Senate approved Cotton (R-AR) motion to instruct their conferees to remove $8B for Green Climate Fund from House science & tech bill and used instead for Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency for weapons systems to compete with China.

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Future generations will look at us and wonder what the hell was wrong with us.

[Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan]

53-44: Senate approved WY GOP Senator Barrasso's motion to instruct requiring a minimum number of oil and gas leases through 2027.

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Just a reminder @JFKairport is the worst airport in the world. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Your dad and I are for the jobs the comet will provide.

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

15 minutes into the #Oscars and we still haven't presented an award

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Just what we all wanted to start the #oscars... A pretaped Beyonce performance.

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

@RachEbeth_ They aren't even close to words.... It makes no sense!

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Two guesses on #WheelOfFortune were "m" and "w" with this showing on the board. I mean I know there's pressure, but uhhhhh

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

This was the full timeline. Downfall of society #WheelOfFortune

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

@AlltidAmanda I lost all hope in humanity during that round

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

I almost had a stroke tonight during #WheelOfFortune when someone got the same puzzle wrong three times and almost all the letters were there

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

This should be everywhere. We can't underestimate how bad things are going to get #IPCCReport #ClimateCrisis #climatechange

[IPCC @IPCC_CH]

The #IPCC released its latest #ClimateReport today, #ClimateChange 2022: Impacts, Adaptation & Vulnerability

“The scientific evidence is unequivocal: #climatechange is a threat to human wellbeing & the health of the planet,” – @poertner_hans

➡️ https://t.co/sz89t4EKHj
🎥 ⬇️

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Me when any meeting starts with "I know people are missing each other and we can't wait to do this again soon in person"

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

Twenty years ago today, #lotr the fellowship of the ring came out. It is the most influential triology of my life and remains a goddamn masterpiece. #LOTR20. Where would I be without it?

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

@NYCASP You wouldn't suspend alternate side parking if the aliens from independence day attacked.

[William Dyson @WD_TheWriter]

@NYCASP Thank you for the gift of a parking gift! A reminder from the worst money greedy city in the world. You suck