John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor)

John’s dogsitter | (poor) | underpaid | not sexually active | PARODY

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano You are a disgusting white heterosexual male.

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@stocksquatch Good choice sir

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@StephenKing They got you too huh?

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@jester_poor @PlumberPoor @stocksquatch Why cause we couldn’t afford it otherwise?

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@PlumberPoor @stocksquatch You’re too poor. You can’t afford it.

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

I would like to formally come out as gay (homosexual).

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@PlumberPoor @Celiac_Matt Dumbass

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@EnronChairman That is where I do most of my shit posting.

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@Celiac_Matt I will simply never retire watching John’s stupid dog. (poor)

[Did Coby Mayo Get Called Up Today? @CobyMayoDebut]

VinnieP got called up today!!!!!

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@stocksquatch How do I short Trojan?

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@stocksquatch What about same-sex divorces?

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@w_toofanioption Metaverse

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@oldTrumpTweetz @TylerBerry25

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

Idk who needs to hear this again but I am heterosexual.

[Tyler Berry @TylerBerry25]

Gorman 4-4 HR, 2 2B 4 RBIs

Liberatore 5 IP 0 ERs 6 K W

This is the new economy #Cardinals

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

@jester_poor @PlumberPoor @CastelliniJohn @stocksquatch @KourtneyGalleg9 Guys have you seen John’s dog? I’m not even joking.

[Did Coby Mayo Get Called Up Today? @CobyMayoDebut]

Vinnie P did not get called up today.

[John W. Rich’s dogsitter (poor) @WDogsitter]

I’ll consider coming out of the closet is @jester_poor comes out too.

[Johannes Walter Reich @johanneswreich]

The Rich family tree got updated once again. New additions tagged in the comments