Wiltshire Dubloon

Runner/Intern for @curveballmedia. Director of Secret of the Jolly Butterfly(Banned in 58 countries) Views are not my own.

[Wiltshire Dubloon @WDubloon]

#inspiring #quoteoftheday #inspiringquotes "Sometimes you have to cook the broccoli, to eat the broccoli" - W.D.

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Must be tough being a #vampire. How do they take selfies?

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I am running the office today as no one has bothered to turn up. I've only caused 5 minor electrical fires. Who says being a boss is hard?

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@Curveballmedia I have promoted myself to CEO and hired a rat called Gus to be the new #runner . He's terrible at coffee

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@Curveballmedia BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN? RABBITS DON'T #LAY EGGS?

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#ForSale: 1000 Copies of the book "Overcoming Compulsive Hoarding". £50 pounds ONO

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.@Curveballmedia YES! You won't #regret it! #Ih8chumbawamba

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Wiltshire (@WDubloon) brought in a "I'm sorry!" cake. He has drawn Chumbawamba being eaten by tigers with icing. Impressive. He stays!

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I got #knockeddown but I'LL GET UP AGAIN. #chumbawamba4lyf

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Unfortunately we've had to fire Wiltshire. His Chumbawamba obsession got too much for us.

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Well excited to be working for @Curveballmedia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! starting #twitter to #celebrate https://t.co/rVGlG12nag

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Today we welcome our new production runner, Wiltshire, who submitted this CV to us.