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never fart in elevators

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

This is murder.

Kenyans, just go to that public hospital if even it's not well equipped, it will save you from a lot of problems.

Jamaa should face the law.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

One of my foreman pale keensight on the Electric fence department,drinks and fornicates like hes not expecting to be alive tomorrow. Sometimes I even envy him. Yani jamaa,You pay him on Friday evening, sunday jioni anaitisha advance. He respects his work though. Kazi hawezi ingia akiwa mlevi. Lakini naye saa kumi namoja jioni ikifika namna hii haambiliki. In 2023 pale Naivasha theres a spot called Kenvash, I had to rescue him from the tight hands of angry prostitutes. Jamaa imekua client pale mpaka sasa inapewa na loan buana. Akawaambia atawalipa friday. On friday he went there drunk and they robbed him the money he was supposed to pay them.

Masaa ya kulipana anaenda kutoa pesa kwa Long’i,haoni kitu. Amuuliza umeniibia pesa? Now one thing you need to know one thing about Malayas,is they dont have ethics. But they have so much unity,like indians. So they will embarrass you completely. Walikamata yeye nyungulus karibu wavurute yeye kwa highway uchi bwana. I was the only one who could be called. 1800 kenyattas ikaogelea namna iyo. Mimi nawaambia hii kampuni ata mkiniona namna hii ninapitia shida mingi sana. Niko katika hali ya atari,naweza adhirika mbaya sana. Let us see what this coming month has for us. Tuko Tayariii!!

[Chandana 🌻✨ @RoseOnX9]

I don't care what you do this weekend.
Just watch these 5 videos. That's it.

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[weirdo @WEIRDNATION]

@Mwafreeka wewe mtoto wa malaya, saying you fellow man is smelling sweat na unauliza your sim two fellows si mnajua sipendi jasho that's soo stupid of you, hope uliwacha kunyamba kwa elevators.. nyonga polepole na uulize bibi yako last year nov alikuwa anafanya nini Ruaka BnB

[Aariv Khanna @AarivKhanna]

How to reset your entire life in 72 hours.

1. Delete 3 apps tonight.

[weirdo @WEIRDNATION]

@KenyaPower_Care @samantha_maina_ Check inbox

[weirdo @WEIRDNATION]

@KenyaPower_Care @aura__1234 we've been loosing electricity frequently in Lower Kabete Rukubi around Rukubi gardens kindly sort that no lights since yesterday

[weirdo @WEIRDNATION]

@KenyaPower_Care @samantha_maina_ we've been loosing electricity frequently in Lower Kabete Rukubi around Rukubi gardens kindly dort that no lights since yesterday

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

Here you go: https://t.co/iR61Qz6Itq

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

BREAKING: If you're not using Claude at your job, you're already behind.

Copy these 7 prompts:

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

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[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

Copy and paste to google https://t.co/tItiR3OahE

Thank me later

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Global tech Update:

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[Leonard Rodman @RodmanAi]

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[siju🎀 @sijuszn]

God, I can’t go through another year feeling stuck.
Give me clarity, direction, and the strength to follow through.

[ZOYA ✪ @HeyZoyaKhan]

1. Resume Builder (from scratch)

Prompt:
Act as a professional resume writer. Based on the following information, create a clean, ATS-friendly resume tailored for [job title]. Focus on measurable achievements, strong action verbs, and clarity.

My details:
[Insert experience, skills, education]

Job description:
[Paste job description]

[ZOYA ✪ @HeyZoyaKhan]

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(save this)

[Utkarsh Sharma @techxutkarsh]

Claude's most effective prompt structure

[y @ysuckme]

upgrade your appearance.
become harder to reach.
cut off negative people.
enjoy alone time.
trust nobody.