𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

not funding batman | ran by @WAYNESlNTERN

[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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all work is halted for the foreseeable future. the dinosaur who oversees PR has lost his mango loco sex on the beach cherry ice vape 😔

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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actively watching the live drain out of mr wayne’s eyes when everyone in this meetings starts with small talk.

he has a thought once per sometimes 😌

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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when you’re already overstimulated and now you’ve gotta deal with a video of your boss dancing in a club half naked because it’s all over social media

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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$100 to whoever brings rachel the social media intern a coffee because the office machine is broken.

i’m in meetings all day please come save me. i’ll double the price if you get me oat milk in it

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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spotted: cathy mitchell’s hand in the cookie jar. looks like her perfect little black dress was bought with company funds and not with her summer bonus. careful, c, sometimes big things come with small handcuffs.

you know you love me, xoxo wayne enterprises

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[Kon-El @TheBoyOfSteel]

all of us together, we are super.

[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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mr wayne has been talking about the mars rover in this meeting and crying for 15 minutes

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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BRUCE WAYNE DATING BATMAN????

no he’s not but now we have your attention, please read our new green initiative

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[𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖 @WAYNESlNTERN]

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TL Starter Call

♡ for a gif starter with possible context

↻ for exposure

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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mr wayne has been blasting adele in his office all day, we are starting to get concerned. i cannot listen to ‘all i ask’ again please, i have my own memories.

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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off to annoy my work dad

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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hey, just because we have ‘casual’ days that doesn’t mean you can come to work in flip flops and an oversized shirt with nothing underneath

thanks

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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actively judging bruce’s suit today

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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get 50% off all electronics when using the code ‘PRIDE’ at check out.

as bruce wayne says, evil bisexuals stay winning.

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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happy father’s day to the office dad!! thank you to jerry for bringing everyone breakfast every day. look under your desk for the monthly wine subscription we chipped in for!

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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hilf (hero id like to fuck)

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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which this social media intern is grateful for. 3 of my teeth are under a guy’s boot.

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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here at wayne enterprise, we pride ourselves on our health insurance plan.

every one of our employees has full coverage, plus dental.

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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in a fuckass abandoned warehouse but that won’t stop me from doing my job

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[𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 @WENTERPRlSES]

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make sure to read up on our latest green initiatives we are implementing at WE.

some policies have been updated.

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