we_linds

My talents include speed texting, procrastinating, sarcasm and eating.

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND. Holy schamoley. And they… https://t.co/cpx3D7Wbql

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

My first baby. And also currently my favourite because she goes to… https://t.co/aMSG7uX1K4

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...Instagram will stay active (@lcnewton84) will stay active. Cause I'm not crazy, yo. Ok, bye for now.

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

In an attempt to be less of a social media monster, I'm putting a temporary moratorium on my Twitter useage for the summer...

[dave lackie @davelackie]

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[we_linds @WE_Linds]

It's nice to know how the other half live. https://t.co/5BxmbkH4Ze

[The Ritz-Carlton @RitzCarlton]

Housekeeping professionals @RitzCarlton #DoveMountain lovingly neaten cords, make guests feel at home.

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

We will end the meal with more cookie dough ice cream than you would ever eat if anyone else was watching. Bon Appetit!

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

Tonight's entree will be 2 handfuls of Crispers followed by half a warm diet Dr Pepper. Paired with whatever leftover wine is in the fridge

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

Got serious about smacking today. https://t.co/ZJ3TqWPXKv

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

This is the stuff my dreams are made of! That dressssss! 💞💞 https://t.co/JhVrug2PHE

[wife supremacist @thefurlinator]

I think the insult "go fly a kite" needs to come back. I like it because it implies they already fly kites in private and are ashamed of it.

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

@KimberlyAsal I keep seeing Coach diapers bags and Burberry baby outfits and I just think "are you f-ing kidding me?"

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

@KimberlyAsal play with/hold/touch lol

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

What do people who wear expensive clothes do when they have kids?

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

@kelsea_lately @ConcessionBIA @HamiltonLibrary @10 I think her name is Cindy. She's got purple hair👍🏻

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

The woman who runs this program is wonderful! https://t.co/hIsQG4T2oS

[Concession BIA @ConcessionBIA]

Mar 28-May 16 the @HamiltonLibrary on #Concession has story time for kids birth-5 on Fri @10:30am #livelocal #hamont

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

Betty Draper is my spirit animal.

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

6 am can suck it.

[we_linds @WE_Linds]

@kelsea_lately that's a beautiful picture!