Wonko den Friske

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@mariana057 I do the same thing and I don't even have kids

[Wonko den Friske @WEmanuelsson]

@Allle8809 @0x4a45 @ingenharfrikort Hus. Den tweeten var nog personligt rekord i felskrivningar. Rättade tre innan jag skickade men missade ändå Huss

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@skandalomsusad Kul att tre av dem är i Göteborg

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@MemIngenjoeren https://t.co/4bLQBxK4YD

[Birmingham Police @BrumPolice]

We are aware of footage showing the arrest of a man after a disorder on Broad Street at 1.30am on 21 June.

Officers found a group of men fighting. As the incident was dealt with, an officer was punched.

One man was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer.

[Wonko den Friske @WEmanuelsson]

@MemIngenjoeren Han utreds nu för brott

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@Engbl0m Lätt att överstökat så det blir torrt men bra kött. Är det köttet vi äter mest av här hemma

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@skandalomsusad Slang måste du ha, värmen måste ta vägen nånstans. 16m² är inte stort så köp den minsta du hittar. Lidl säljer en från imorgon för 2000kr. Vet inte vart du hittar billigare men det finns säkert

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@paddington1118 @TheKoopaGuy Where'd you find the graph? I want to check out my suggestion to se if I'm correct before posting

[À. @Adityaverce]

Hey Grok, if cigarettes aren't healthy, then how is Dua Lipa so healthy? She has six-pack abs, her lips aren't dark, and her face looks glowing. How is that possible? I think maybe some cigarettes are actually healthy and only rich people can get them, while poor people smoke cheap cigarettes that are unhealthy. What's your opinion on this theory, bro Grok?

[Wonko den Friske @WEmanuelsson]

@NVMP2022 @gubbastronaut Blir det värre än Oslo alltså?

[Wonko den Friske @WEmanuelsson]

34 grader. Ska jobba om några timmar så ingen öl eller drink men ändå, mycket bättre än såhär kan man inte ha det

[Wonko den Friske @WEmanuelsson]

@PlainviewLegacy Ja men man får inte berätta för någon

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@AndriaDont99498 Bin man

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@swejpn Jalapeno

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@DennaTyska Beror på var du ska handla. Ica Maxi har bäst utbud men willys ligger närmare och har inte app-parkering så brukar handla där. Lidl har lite saker du inte hittar någon annanstans men saknar sånd du förväntar dig hitta överallt

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. Do you have any questions?"

The man replies, "Yes, my girlfriend and I never had the chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?"

Peter says, "That's a good question. I’ll get back to you with an answer.

"So the couple waits... and waits...

Six weeks later, Peter returns and says, OK, good news! Yes, you can get married in Heaven. Come right in and enjoy eternity together.

The couple then asks, "One more thing. Eternity is a long time...if things don't work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?"

Peter throws up his hands and says, Christ! It took me six weeks to find a priest up here do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer!

[Wonko den Friske @WEmanuelsson]

@greg16676935420 What's the password? So I can confirm it's actually yours if I find it