The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasnโt a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.
The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they canโt build the nuclear bomb they werenโt building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didnโt start.
Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.
If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
@bennyjohnson@mtgreenee You're such a fucking clown and a pathetic lying grifter, and it's so obvious from your facial expressions that you don't even believe what you say on your own show. You got cooked.
@takenaps@bennyjohnson This is the best thing I've seen on the Internet all year. I can't stand this clown, and you cooked him beyond belief. Followed!
@Robertlistens@WSun21142@Mrgunsngear So basically you think the cop minding his business should choose to play chicken with his life for no reason instead of being defensive and going home to his family instead. Makes sense.
@LMartinStewart@LayoffAI You'll use them indirectly when you order things online. Unfortunately it's almost impossible to boycott either Fedex or UPS because they control the vast majority of the delivery supply chain.