WGI Critic

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2018 DCI Caption awards

Best Picture: @scvanguard
Best Actor: @scvanguard
Best Screenplay: @scvanguard
Best Pizza: @scvanguard
Best Cheeseburger: @scvanguard
Best BBQ: @scvanguard
Top Chef: @scvanguard
American Idol: @scvanguard
Best pinky toe: @scvanguard

😂😂😂😂

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OMG @scvanguard wins everything!!!!!!

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2018 DCI Show Announcements

Cadets

The UNfaithful.UNfallen.UNforgiven

Satan's auditioning so F it. We r just gonna do the opposite.

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2018 DCI Show Announcements

SCV

Snakes on a Plane

"We bought all these damn snake props and flags so we might as well use them again!"

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2018 DCI Show Announcements

Phantom Regiment

"TNA"

Featuring the music of Sir Mixalot

We messed around in '17, now we are all in!

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2017 DCI Caption Awards

Best Singer
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@bostoncrusaders

🎶

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2017 DCI Caption Awards

Best WOOOO-man
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@TheCavaliers

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2017 DCI Caption Awards

Best financial planner

.@bostoncrusaders

😂😂😂

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2017 DCI Caption Awards

Corps with the best eyes
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@TheBlueKnights

I 👀i

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2017 DCI Caption Awards

Best spinning tenor spock roll

The Cavaliers!!!!!

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2017 DCI Caption Awards

Best Mic 🎤

Carolina Crown

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2017 DCI Caption Awards

Best Last Man Standing show
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@MusCtyMystique

👀

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Overheard DCI Judge Gripes

Harloff: a 19.5? We haven't been a 19.5 since 2nd day of tour. Where's the 20?

Judge: Man IT IS what IT IS 👀

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Overheard DCI Judge Gripes

Bloo: We asked the judges for feedback and they said "add more mics." Now we are getting too much feedback. SMH

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Overheard DCI Judge Gripes

Hop: an 89 r u kidding more like a 98. These are FAKE scores and this meeting is FAKE news. Y'all need prayer.

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2017 DCI Breaking News

@TheCadets to add communion crackers and holy water to meal plan!

GH- "I couldn't get the pope and Jesus was busy"

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Overheard DCI Judge Gripes

We just aren't getting enuff credit. Do u know how hard it is hunting wabbbits? Do u even know Elmer Fudd? 🐇🐇🐇🐇

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2017 DCI Breaking News

@TheCavaliers to practice on Mars during finals week!

Mike Mac- "Ma Ma Ma Ma Mans gotta do what a Mans gotta do"

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2017 DCI Breaking News

@scvanguard adds Trump quotes to show!

"We are fighting for every .1 and needed a real 🐍 in the grass"
👀

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2017 DCI Breaking News

@TheCadets to add @Pontifex to show. Hop quoted as saying "I know he's aged out, but we are trying to max it out!