RedRift

auteur of nothing

[RedRift @WGRR32P]

@guromoid ⁽ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ ᵃᵘᵈᶦᵒ ˢᵒˡᵈ ˢᵉᵖᵃʳᵃᵗᵉˡʸ⁾

[RedRift @WGRR32P]

@guromoid Limbless? ✅
Castrated? ✅
Ability to withstand the most violent of outbursts? ✅
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[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

For you:

- Malfoid

- Howling Mutant child

- Howling Mutant reply

- Malfoid

- Pope Leo visited France idk

- French atheists mad at Pope

- Malfoid

It's lit, dawg.

[𐙚 s @290kph]

why wasn’t i enough

[かっさくテレビジョン @Htv_vfs]

バカ高画質で

[蝸之殻🐌SNAIL SHELL☆『蝸（お）れの異世界冒険』アニメ化決定！ @wozhike]

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[いいのっく @murderdoll1641]

♡

[チンチラすき @oisioisioi]

まねっこ

[RedRift @WGRR32P]

trying to fall asleep by watching the carbon dioxide meter in my room rise

[ねぼ～✦ @nebomon]

何でも許せる人向け

[Bear-Rider @BearTwRider]

#これが私の代表作

[かいと @kkkkk00000m]

NTE illust
daffodil/ダフォディール✒️

描かせていただきました！

#NTE #NTEcreator #イラスト

[Bone's Warcraft Memes @Professor__Bone]

“I'm not going to lie kid when you told me your father got lost on a diplomatic mission across the sea I automatically thought he abandoned you. Some guys ditch their kids Anduin. A diplomatic mission is basically king speak for going out for milk and cigarettes"

[サイカ @Syka_NOW]

『水仙』 ―――水着ダフォディール

※背景と加工なしオマケ付き

#NTE #NTEcreator

[『MrN I G T A S T R O MMan』 @TheStrxggler]

"So I can wish for anything, right?"

"Within the Dragon's power, next to anything."

"So can wish for just a beautiful woman who will love me forever and will fetch me beer and cigarettes until I die?"

"Theoretically yes."

"Okay. So here's my question about that. Does the dragon create a new woman out of nothing or does it pick someone that fits the bill?"

"Pretty sure it is a new person."

"See that is the issue. Think about it. A person just popping into life like nothing who only knows loving me, booze, and cigarettes...I mean do think even know general things about the world or how to take care of themselves?"

"...Huh. Guess I never really thought about that."

"RIGHT?! That seems like such a crazy wish to make that could backfire badly like one of them monkey's stick thing."

"You mean monkey's paw."

"Monkey's what?"

"Monkey's Paw. A wish granting item that always backfires on the user..."

"Yeah. That thing. I just don't want to stuck in an Obsession situation."

"What is Obsession?"

"Right. I keep forgetting like you are 12."

"8."

"Man. Really letting younger kids on the team sooner and sooner."

"You recruited me."

"Yeah because I thought you were 12."

[kirby @kirbyirbyirbyir]

I have been waiting to make this image for several fucking months

[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

"His power level is over 9000? That's nothing, Gohan. When you grow up, you're gonna learn big numbers aren't everything."

"But—"

"Just listen: I have to blow into a little tube when I start my car."

"Okay."

"It's called an Ignition Interlock Device. Court ordered. It detects my blood alcohol concentration level."

"Uh huh.

"And if it's over 0.08%, I can't drive."

"Wow."

"Zero point zero eight, Gohan. That's all it takes to get a DWI. Remember that."

"Okay."

"Zero point zero eight."

"Zero point zero eight."

"And then it won't matter what your power level is because you won't be able to drive 6 blocks down to the nearest ABC liquor on a Friday night, and get yourself a little treat for being such a great coach."

"Huh."

"It's a travesty, Gohan!"

"A travesty."

"And I'm living it. I'm living the travesty."

"Coach, if you don't mind me asking—"

"Hm?"

"Couldn't you just walk?"

[pft] "Walk."

"It's only six blocks..."

"What's the furtherest you've ever walked, Gohan?"

"Well—"

"Cause I'll tell you right now: you get an apartment on the wrong side of town, you're gonna learn some blocks are longer than others."

"—actually, everyone in my family can fly."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Huh. That must be very convenient for you."

"Coach, can I ask another question?"

"Shoot."

"Why's it called a DWI?"

"Nobody knows, Gohan. They used to call it a DUI, but they changed it."

"..."

"And no one knows why."