Canadian Hammer

English born. Canadian raised. Former lower east stand season ticket holder.

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

Shameless request from a #WHUC supporter. I’m 60 followers shy of 1,000. If you enjoy West Ham pessimism, random observations, and the occasional dad joke, I’d appreciate a follow.
RT’s appreciated. Every RT gets me one step closer to becoming a minor internet celebrity.
#COYI

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

As the reality of our relegation slowly creeps in….the inevitable has happened. And I’ve followed the @SkyBetChamp !! #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

Come. On. You. FUCKING IRONS! #coyi #westham

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

14 years ago today my dad and I were at Wembley celebrating promotion to the premier league….would be an interesting twist of events if we were officially relegated later today! #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

First 20 minutes told you everything. No urgency, no aggression, no belief. A team staring relegation in the face and still going through the motions. You can lose games fighting, this has just been a slow surrender.#coy

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

The game is officially ruined. That’s multiple millions of ££ lost to @WestHam and the hearts broken of global supporters. An absolute joke and disgrace to the beautiful game. How many goals have @Arsenal scored by doing the exact thing this season yet here we sit. #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

@elonmusk Do you anticipate ever marketing a larger family vehicle, i.e. seven seats similar to the rivian? I am aware the Model Y in some areas has an option for the third row but currently not available in Canada.

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

For West Ham, relegation isn’t about one result—it’s the product of poor ownership decisions, managerial ineptitude, paper-thin squad depth, and a complete lack of identity. “Fortunes always hiding”… and somehow “forever blowing bubbles” feels a bit ironic right now.#coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

@johnsbury66 100%! #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

A tale of two halves. The better team by far in the first. Utterly pathetic in the second. No longer in our hands with that result potentially relegating us. #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

How can they give that as a penalty and not the one against WHU yesterday. The system is completely corrupt. #COYI

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

Frustrating half. Definitely don’t feel we we should be behind but irrelevant if we can’t get one in their net. Big second half. #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

Not many things in life give me as much anxiety as supporting west ham with a lead. #coyi #westham

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

Being a West Ham fan is great if you enjoy hope, followed immediately by disappointment, followed by asking why you bother. #coyi ⚒️

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

@CouchPotatoUK With the amount of chances Canada has had this period it’s reminiscent of west ham’s performance yesterday! #coyi #Canada

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

West Ham v Macclesfield or Brentford in the next round of the FA Cup! #COYI #FACup

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

What is this sense of jubilation that I am feeling. One I’ve not experienced for a long time! Massive. #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

@AngelD53416774 @WestHamViews_ @RoshaneSport What is it that the rumours are saying? #coyi

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

Thumped by the worst team in premier league history. Not a single west ham player out there today fit to wear the shirt. Useless bunch of cunts. Championship - here we come. #coyi #WestHam

[Canadian Hammer @WHUFC_Canada]

Why wouldn’t you trust West Ham to walk your dog?

Because they can’t hold a lead.

Wishing you all a happy and prosperous New Year. #COYI #WestHamUnited