Hairmaker

I'm not Will

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When you go to prison the first thing you gotta do is find the biggest guy in there and hit em right in the face. Unfortunately for you the biggest guy in there is dude:

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Squash and zucchini are the cantaloupe and honeydew of the vegetable world

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So excited to see #NopeMovie tonight

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@emztho Proud of you!

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@RajonGadong “world HC record”

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SpongeBong SquareBud

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VSCovid girls be like “wear your masks sks sks sks sks”

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I want Miley to release her version of the Hannah Montana catalogue

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Me buying my color blind dog a different colored leash for when he goes on a walk vs. when he goes out to the bathroom

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@sm0ltruc Boyjoy

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Judging from the expression that comes across his stupid face, my dog must have been a beekeeper in a past life

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I get to live the college experience I didn’t have by watching tipsybartender in my late 20’s

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@emztho I’M SORRY!

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The true anarchist who doesn’t believe private property is the guy who leaves his car running with the lights on when he goes into a gas station.

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Can’t wait until Dogecoin wins the Kentucky Derby

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Going to treat my rent is due tomorrow email as an April Fool’s joke

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When I found egg in my Basil Fried Rice at Blue Pacific

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@sm0ltruc Batman but it’s about a man becoming a bat

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Steak from Jakefarm

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Why does the kid who plays Colt in 3 Ninjas look just like Jamie Lee Curtis?