Will Doordashian

Just a smart ass doing battle in a world of dumb asses. #TruthHurts

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

@itskathryndunn Anyone who thinks the word retarded is a slur is retarded. You know who isn’t offended by the word retard? Retarded people!

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

@RustOleum what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is wrong with your spray cans?? Fire the person that designed them.

[CBS @CBS]

Calling all houseguests, it’s time to celebrate @CBSBigBrother! 🎉

Join us for Big Brother’s 25th Anniversary Celebration: An @etnow Special, airing July 26th on CBS.

[Baylee Martin @BayleeMartinTV]

BREAKING🚨: Officials have confirmed that there is an active shooter situation on 3136 Weir Ave.
Weirton PD, Brooke County Sheriff’s Dept., WV State Police, and Hancock Co. EMS are on scene. Police say they have activated the SRT.

Stay with @WTRF7News for updates.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Umbrella - 1
Joe Biden - 0

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

Fuck you Tony!

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

Hurry! I've picked 3 awesome freebies and collected 2 of them.🎁🎁 Plz help me to get the last 1!👇👇👇 https://t.co/6y11RX4NRc

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

@DoorDash has hired so many new drivers in my area there are no longer enough orders to go around and I got bills to pay. #FuckYouTony

[The Challenge @TheChallenge]

Who will be crowned the FIRST-EVER Challenge WORLD Champion?! 👑 🥇 Watch as Challenge Legends battle it out alongside 16 Global MVPs and International Champions 🌍 when The Challenge: World Championship streams WED MARCH 8 on @paramountplus! 😈 #ChallengeWorldChamp

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

President Trump in Palestine, Ohio.
America has two Presidents right now:

One who can climb a flight of stairs and one who falls up them.

One who visits Americans in need, and one who takes pallets of cash to Ukraine.

One who leads and one who follows.

America needs strength again.

[WTOV NEWS9 @WTOV9]

https://t.co/LlPfpHeG5T

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

@WTOV9 downtown Follansbee

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

@ChloeWTOV9 @WTOV9 Took me 20 minutes to get from Follansbee/Wheeling exit to the Market Street bridge.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

If you expect a #Dasher to deliver food to you for no tip, especially in the snow, then you can go fuck yourself! #NoTipNoTrip

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Final thought on the elections:

One side elected a dead guy, a brain damaged guy, and has engineered the worst economy and border catastrophe in a century. Its leader can’t read a teleprompter nor answer a question coherently.

Yet the other side still lost.

The End.

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

Check out McDonalds Cactus Plant Flea Market Adult Happy Meal Toys Box Complete Set Sealed https://t.co/WGT7qUgDF2 #eBay via @eBay

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

👍🏻

[WTOV NEWS9 @WTOV9]

The Festival of Lights at Oglebay is open!

[Will Doordashian @WHilditch43952]

Whenever I’m leaving @Walmart I’m always sweaty and nervous like I just robbed the place when in fact, it was the other way around.