Will Howland

A Will Howland parody

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

I never get to touch the beach ball at a concert

[Erik Strobl 🦝 @erikstrobl]

every single time

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@crystalcasinodc IMAGINE: Joey showing up at your doorstep in a police uniform…

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JMamlin22 Is it possible you’ve been blacklisted in Hollywood without knowing? Just so hard to understand why this keeps happening.

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JMamlin22 @HocusPocusMovie @SJP It’s normal to haze the new guy in Hollywood, happened to me plenty, you’ll get used to it

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JMamlin22 @HocusPocusMovie Is it too early to congratulate you? I would hate to "binx" it 😉😉😉😉

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JMamlin22 It’s probably not good

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

Did you hear about John Lennon’s wife’s faux pas in northeastern PA?

It was a Yoko Ono Pocono No No

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JJVulopas I don’t know

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JMamlin22 You’re gonna get in big trouble for this tweet

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

June the 4th be with you #starwarsday

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JMamlin22 Yeah

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

Downtown by Macklemore - song of the summer

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

Thinking about becoming a Benedict Arnold apologist

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

You know what they say, you can’t make an omelet

[Maura Barrett @ByMauraBarrett]

Context: @GovernorTomWolf is pushing for the PA state legislature to allow ballot pre-processing up to three weeks early. Experts say this would majorly alleviate reporting delays. State Republicans are asking for just three days of pre-processing.

[Will Howland @WHowland1]

@JMamlin22 Good tweet

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Avoidable mass deaths because of a failure of leadership.

[CAP Action @CAPAction]

Trump is going to tell you tonight that there’s an emergency at the border. That’s a lie.

[The Land of Can @thelandofcan]

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