WilliamHunterHowell

Best-selling author, part-time astronaut, Beyoncé lookalike, single-mother of six and a slight exaggerator —

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@MarindaVannoy1 None of this is fucking normal.

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@MarindaVannoy1 You sure about the second one?

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@Samaog8 The entire cast of Jersey Shore

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@Nigel_Farage It’s so easy for you to say whatever you like knowing you are never going to become leader.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 The irony of someone who dodged the draft

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@HazelLiaqa4848 My dog. And she licks windows.

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@MmisterNobody Yes

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@JamieBonkiewicz Caption award winner 🥇

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@LexiBeaChorlton The U.S.

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@realDonaldTrump This guy mentioning corruption is wild.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 An anvil

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@mcgregormackenz Wait? So you don’t actually know them, or their situation, or what their finances might be, or anything… you’re just using your imagination in althe worst way possible to fill in that huge gap of unknowns and possible.

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@ReformUKSam I needed this today. To wake up and get a heart chuckle out of my system.

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@AnthonyGalli @ajpowderly @Nigel_Farage Brexit? You mean that utterly failed experiment?

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@PDXFato @davelockhart67 Commercial… sorry, I misspelled water… water breaks.

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@HankDesmondPhD Yes you did

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@AlexaBliz_ 51

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@harrypotte3wte Corruption

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@mcgregorufc22 But it didn’t

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@elbuckner The fact you tweeted about says you do.