Shoutout to high school football. Just dipped, ripped, and ran past this lady (total bitch) like 2011 Jared Allen to get to my connecting flight. Made it safe and headed back to God’s Country. More to come… #ThanksCoach
Last summer I was at a park & there was a 10U travel team with the sliding oven mitts & $500 bats warming up to “Pink Pony Club.” The vodka/Mio Stanley-succin’ mama bears & their squares sheet scheming husbands have ruined youth baseball.
Been a while since I’ve been on Twitter (I’m working 20 hour unpaid shifts in the ball crushing factory) and I decided to take a scroll through the people I follow.
I have the pleasure of seeing TWELVE CONSECUTIVE QUOTES/COMMENTS FROM @jake_s2038
Nobody does it better. Unreal.