Nimbus Crankshaft

UW Platteville Alum ‘14 | Avid WIAC Enthusiast | Forklift Certified | Welch’s Fruit Snack Critic | Husband of 3 | Father of None | Aspiring Alcoholic

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@WIACMax No you’re officially a hoe

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Since when did saying 6-7 in front of toddlers become such a high risk high reward move? #grownassmanbtw

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@WIACMax being on a first date tonight is like when Giannis finally made the NBA Finals. Best of luck soldier #stadiumpulse

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Is this ball knowledge? #unsunghero

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@WIACMax Omg we’re on the same wavelength! Are you at the game as well?

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Somebody pinch me! Joey Ortiz had 2 RBIs today and a HR!! #doyoubelieveinmiracles

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@WIACMax Hey Max! Just thought I’d give my two cents, you’re attractive and seem flexible. Have any experience on a pole? I know a great establishment that could use a DEI hire like yourself!

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@WIACMax @JucoBurner @WIACMax is that you in a wig?

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Pretty sure that Michael Knipe was in a pretty similar situation to Sherone Moore. Get at me if you agree. I think @WIACMax was the side piece #LANK?

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@WIACMax Talk about versatility. Get you a guy that can play LG and wideout

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. @WIACMax I had no clue you swung that way. Yikes! #BlackDiamond #bloominonion

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Finally understand what Monica Lewinsky was on about. I think I’m officially a victim #metoo #itcanhappentoanyone

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Anyone else’s beers ever start talking shit? Asking for a friend #kamalaharrisbloominonion

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@UrbanMeyerthe3 starting to see what all the hype surrounding being a beer half empty guy is all about #TateMcrae

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Huge final internship presentation today (it’s virtual). The only way to get in the right head space #tavonaustin #hellandback
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#iranyourmom

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Gay son or thot daughter I need immediate action and impact. Situation requires urgency (no condom) #kingtut

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Anyone else ever think about these whores in college who grow up to be someone’s mom? Better yet, someone’s wife?

Everytime that brotha taps his own wife he gets a new STD. Wild Shit #sloppyseconds

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@WIACJenna Fuck.

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@WIACMax @WiacFred @ColeSchmidt09 @rondo262 @WIACJenna @WIACRickLafleur @wiacBrayden @WiacPat @WIACJax @WIACdaniel @Wiac_Boaty @WIACBooby @wiacbrad @WIACBrianHuff @WIACNigel Smart young man!