Miguel Carrillo

I'm a Fur Dad x2 and the bee's knees

ΓΖΑ l Orchard Farmer l Beer Brewer

[A @zazurmz]

Deberían de poner en los libros de historia este maravilloso reencuentro de J Balvin y Bad Bunny nuevamente juntos en un escenario 😍
#BadBunny #jbalvin #DTmFWorldTour

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid as hell

[Miguel Carrillo @WICBaby]

Say Sparkle Megan one more time

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

“Im bOyCoTtInG ThE SuPeR BoWl bEcAuSe bAd bUnNy dReSsEd iN DrAg”

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

“I’ll see you in Valhalla” may be the single cringiest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Ok tim

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

LMAO for the morons that think Trump doesn’t cheat at golf and wins all those club championships fair and square….watch his caddie here

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Trump’s list be like

[Cheddar Flow @CheddarFlow]

This could literally pass as a scene straight from The Office

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They’re…shutting down the government to protect a pedophile.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Only a white man in America can…

be videotaped with underaged girls while hanging with a child sex trafficker

cheat on his wife with a porn actresses and pay her to keep quiet

publicly fantasize about having sex with his own daughter

openly boast about sexually assaulting random women

be convicted of 34 felonies

have 91 criminal charges, 26 sexual assault allegations, 5 bankruptcies, and 2 impeachments

be sued by the Department of Justice for racial discrimination

have a $25 million fraud settlement, a $400 million fraud judgment, and a $96 million sexual assault judgments

…and be considered a good Christian by white evangelicals and elected president of the United States

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

0 trade deals. 0 Epstein files. $5,000,000,000,000 added to the national deficit. MAGA, remind us why you voted for him again?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

There’s not a single soul who believes this

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

We’re really on a rock in space paying taxes to elite pedophiles this shit is crazy

[jordan @JordanUhl]

willy wonka ass presidency

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.