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❝ 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜!❞

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[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

https://t.co/ZtLE2pUNIP

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

hey.

you're pretty cool.

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

will you take a sip for the shallot chalice?

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

catches it in his mouth

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

Throws a rock at @WILDCANN0N

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

GIBLET WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

GET OFF REDDIT

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

WAKE THE FUCK UP GUESS WHOSE FUSING

[☯︎ 𝐖𝐮𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬 ☯︎ @HeavenSurpassed]

https://t.co/qpt7QBGyqX

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

Ugh, he's just gonna try to ignore them and keep scrolling. Like watching people eat massive amounts of food obnoxious up to a microphone and talking shit about their friends or folks throwing slices of cheese on their faces.

This stuff's mesmerizing! Even if he didn't get it.

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

Brace himself because it's going to upload more violent videos. And unprovoked videos of him criticizing the Saiyan race and insulting Shallot.

Oooor he could just not look at his phone, but could he? After all it's the only way he could see the cyborg while they're away.

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

That's usually how it goes, yes.

Though getting through Bulma's tirades about how it's such a pain to make a new phone for him is always a drag.

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

It doesn't matter since Bulma would just give him an earful and procure a new one... right?

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

He's going to just keep pressing buttons until he accidentally just smashes his finger through the phone.

Again.

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

He will have to figure it out by himself. Try not to break the screen as he wrestled with them though.

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

. . .

how does he unsubscribe

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

17 has posted a new video on GodTube. @WILDCANN0N

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

I know right, bro?

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

its us against the world bro.

just the two of us.
we can make it if we try.

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

saiyan twins, perhaps!!

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

brooooo

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

squabbling over sushi.

"Nah, we decided that Cabba will own the burgers and give them out equally."

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

For 17, maybe. But those silhouettes were suspiciously Saiyan in shape. Shallot seemed to be ignoring it completely with his back turned to it, more absorbed in his current set of friends.

"Huh? You mean Goku and Vegeta?"

The dream versions of the two Saiyans were currently--

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

-- burgers!"

Not this bullcrap again, time is but a flat circle.

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

Shallot would merely materialize more food just from his sheer hunger and competitiveness alone. But that's just more food to share with all his other friends that appear in the dreamscape.

And also there's war going on over there but we're ignoring that.

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

Them showing up in his dreams at all is surprising. Here comes the comic gag magic about 17 projecting itself into Shallot's dreams and boasting about how much pasta, steak and burgers it could eat without ever worrying of getting sluggish and rotund.

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

Who knows? Shallot knew squat about dreams. Sometimes he didn't dream at all, just seeing visions of fire and men fighting in a bloody war that surely wasn't some kind of suppressed war trauma.

He was just mostly dreaming about him, Goku, Vegeta, Cabba, and 17 eating logs of ham

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

W-will they meet in their dreams?

What if a magical ✨️manly bond✨️ links them in the dream fantasyland and they fight in their dreams over burgers again?

[𝓢𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏 @WILDCANN0N]

He's sleeping.

All spread out and snoring dreaming about a good fight or a feast fit for a warrior!

And. . .spiders?

[Future Seventeen @FutureCyborg17]

Randomly thinking (and dreaming) about @WILDCANN0N at night.

What is that smelly idiot doing?