𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — !

𝐕𝙸𝙸𝙸 . 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝐒𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑 .

( 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 . )

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

--—— 𝐚𝚗𝚍 ( DON'T )

𝐜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝐨𝚞𝚝
'𝐭𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝐲𝚘𝚞
𝐰𝚒𝚗 .

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

𝐲𝚘𝚞 𝐠𝚘 𝐢𝚗 𝐭𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 ——--

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

@_G0LDENSKIES being shot didn't hurt as much as one of those spice packets , I'll tell you what .

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

and I don't know if you've earned my trust . you see this face ? this bod ? it's a big green scar I got from people like you . my work will help anyone . but me ? please .

I'm too old to be a sucker .

[𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 . @tiandiqiang]

Oh, let me clarify: an open mind is all I’m asking from you, as well. Trying to ‘buy’ you would be going way too far, right?

Really, all I need is someone I could trust.

[𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 . @tiandiqiang]

𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙄𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙀 — —

— — 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀.

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

ah ——- ha . you might have to look elsewhere . a civil liberties lawyer staying on anyone's private payroll is questionable at best . if you or your staff have particular cases for me to look at , I can ;; but I have a disdain for mobsters

[𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 . @tiandiqiang]

You see, my work's mostly in Asia, but I've been finding myself here in the States a lot, recently.

My usual lawyers are good, but they're not quite used to how things are in America; I'd like someone who *is,* just in case something comes up.

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

.. . I'd hope those are the *ONLY rumors circulating about me . um ;; yeah , I can do anything . I'm not the best at copyright law , but I can do everything . what do you need ?

[𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 . @tiandiqiang]

Well, if you don't mind me being direct: I've heard you're pretty versatile, and know how to handle all sorts of legal troubles. I'm hoping those rumors are true?

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

no , no . you're fine , probably . Mr . Castle is his own can of worms —- and you actually want to be helped . what can I do you for ?

[𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 . @tiandiqiang]

i actually wanted to hire you too but maybe this isn't a good time

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

I have a request for council from one "Frank Castiglione" coming up in two hours . is anyone interested in an internship learning experience or am I taking this on the chin

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

yeah , no , nothing personal ——- I'm sure you're wonderful ;; it just seems like something would get broken and I do not need a nosejob to worry about right now

[ΉΛПD ӨF ΉΣVΣП 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @HevenReigns]

⠀
〝 No need to fear. If you do not wish to fight, I shall respect it. 〞

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

as flattered as I am , really , you're already on a whole different level . you have the air of a killer ;; I really don't want to fear for my life on a Thursday . I'm getting old . old and afraid .

[ΉΛПD ӨF ΉΣVΣП 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @HevenReigns]

⠀
〝 I am not from this Sakaar. Yet I wouldn't turn down a spar from someone such as yourself. 〞

[sᴜᴍᴍ͟ᴇ͟ʀs◞ 𝓈. @beheldoptics]

it's october. friendly reminder you are NOT at fault if you beat up a regular human for dressing up as a sentinel ( * 👍🏽👍🏽 )

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

not to mention that your mother has a history of doing this . it shouldn't come to it , but if it does , we have those accounts , too . that jury is set .

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

those are just our audiovisuals . eyewitness account and character testimony will do the rest . you've got more than enough in your corner , not to mention two glowing reviews from trusted , public figures .

[+]

[ᅠᅠ ᅠ 𓊖 ﹕ 𝓜𝐨𝐧 𝓒𝐨𝐞𝐮𝐫 — ♡ @uncannybelle]

— know mutants ain’t exactly treated fairly damn near *anywhere, but that’s gotta be enough evidence t’prove it ain’t me . . . right?

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

beautiful . you're being very professional about this . I know it's not easy .

look over those documents . someone will bring you a sandwich . I'll take care of the rest .

[۟ @satiivia]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀they do, but they’re spotty with the quality. never got a chance to actually look the footage over and see if it got caught.

i’ll give you what you need to dig through the footage.
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[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

you're not screwed . not even close . if we've got evidence , we've got a win . I'll give you some forms to fill out while I comb security camera footage . do they have cameras up where you work ?

[۟ @satiivia]

ᅠ
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀so, i had to get a little bit physical with a customer, self defense, but the feds ain’t buyin’ it.
they pressed charges too so i’m kinda fucked.
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[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

works for me . ethics are my game ;; what are we workin' with ? what sort of help do you need ? I do it all .

[۟ @satiivia]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀think i saw it in the newspaper. but yeah, i got a bit of a case goin’ on and i’m tryin’ to be ethical about resolving it.
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[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

[ @satiivia

can ——-- can I help you ? do you need a lawyer ? did you see my face somewhere ?

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

--—— selective !

[𝐭𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝐭𝚘 '𝐞𝚖 — ! @WITNESSDEFENDER]

it's good to make sure . can you blame me ? thanks a mill . meet me at my apartment , would you ? I've been walking all day and my feet are killing me . you're my cab service . sorry , dollface !

[𝓚𝓾𝓻𝓽 @AmazingFuzzyElf]

“Jennifer I would never dream of it. I assure you this fuzzy elf will be dressed in his finest. A woman as wondrous as you deserves no less. Should I meet you at your apartment or the theater?”