Wayne Parsons

Writer, screenwriter

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@LollaThinks @titus_tatianus @rickygervais @wossy Do you think 18 is too young to make adult decisions?
Interesting... but don't let the trans lobby hear you.

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@farman4x 04. Remove the crossbar from the 8.
The instruction is REMOVE not move.

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@JestemHappyLucy @OliLondonTV Exactly...

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@OliLondonTV I'm looking forward to seeing him as Snape. He's clearly good at learning scripts...

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@farman4x 65

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@jomickane They thought there were "many, many more" of them than us. They were wrong.
They thought the Greens would change UK politics. They were wrong.
They thought the UK wouldn't leave the EU. Wrong.
They thought Corbyn would take Labour into power. Wrong.
When are they ever right...?

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@LyseLyfe Stop alienating yourself. You big silly Billy.

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@DreyfusJames Already do. 😀

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@AndrewAgent1806 @Gaynotqueer1 I'm not sure you're as smart (or as good at conversing) as you like to think.

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@AndrewAgent1806 @Gaynotqueer1 You big silly Billy.

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@AndrewAgent1806 @Gaynotqueer1 Why do you keep telling me what I mean? I said what I meant.

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@AndrewAgent1806 @Gaynotqueer1 I believe social8st economics would be preferable to an ailing Free Market.
Free Markets require competition to avert stagnation.
Competition is driven by consumer demographics.
Consumer demographics became perverted into identity politics.
I'm 56.

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@AndrewAgent1806 @Gaynotqueer1 If I meant Communism I'd say Communism.

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@rickygervais Release Afterlife to DVD, you cunt.

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@judge148 Here's a good question to ask, and the usual response:
ASK: Why do some people have red hair?
ANSWER: Genetics. It's in the genes.
ASK: If someone dyes their hair do they become the sort of person who's genetics lead to red hair?
ANSWER: ...
ASK: Trans and sex is no different....

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@Theleftorwright You big silly Billy.

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@___TheGOOdWitch They have it.

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@tinybird420 All you're saying here is that you don't have a genital preference. Accusing those who have a preference of bigotry (or anything else) is overreach, however; as is believing your lack of preference makes you superior.
You do you. No one actually cares until you start judging.

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@tinybird420 You big silly Billy.