The Faimous One

Punk-ass. Groovy Father. Sugary Gramps. Sometimes smart-ass, sometimes making you think. Locked & Loaded. Meatitarian.

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

#ShortbusFightClub's final gig as an active band playing in the area. #RIP or #TTFN? Who knows. Got to jam with them, though!

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

Entry for MyMoneyTalk contest.
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[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

"Nita Nitro", as that is her theme song. She's an amazing fan, and we've met you almost every time you've been to the States. So, for Rachael, "Nita Nitro". Proof we've met personally (she's my best friend's wife) in pic. You're quite the best.

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

@GingerWildheart Heyya, great Guitar God. I have a favor to ask for the upcoming online show on April 17th. A really good friend of mine, that you have met, needs a request. One of your greatest American fans, by far, she'd love to hear...

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

ONE OF THE FIRST REPORTERS to speak during the first Biden presidential press conference should just mutter aloud, “Oh, thank God.”
#BidenHarris2020 #USElections2020 #USElectionResults2020 #FirstCoverage

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

#OMG #RIPRBG

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https://t.co/R3qrhGp0io

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

Starting a new genre and rock band:
Five Finger Bad Lunch

Vomit rock in the vein of bulimia. Fucking bulimia.

[Marlee Matlin @MarleeMatlin]

Yanni or Laurel? Don't ask me. I can't hear sh*t

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

Seems the far-flung right really wants to besmirch .@ArtHalvorson and his campaign for being too liberal, Mexico wall-disliking, ObamaCare supporting, Trump-hatin’ good time of a moderate “RINO”! HE’S GOT MY VOTE because of their stupidity. #OldSchoolPub Bring real Pubs around!

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

Kind of disappointed that Richard Dean Anderson isn’t the new MacGyver’s dad. Seriously. Disappointed. @MacGyverCBS @andersonrdean @lucastill #GeorgeEads

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

@ErichArndt Sounds quite pristine, even on my shitty iPhone!

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

O’s #birdland #orioles #baltimore #familyoutings

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

Yo, @realDonaldTrump… If you want to get rid of regulations (especially the important fuel regulations), why not get rid of some shitty ones, like drug regulations. Like #pot regulations. Imagine if you did something like that. Oh, but wait… There is no money in this for you.

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

@ErichArndt Congrats on that DC opener for Sum 41 and other bands!! Like a dream come true, eh?? Wish I’d have had more time to set for seeing that, but alas Facebook… whatchagonnado??

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

@ElKeekay Yo, man!! Visit and follow our show @JeffandDan and make sure to share the show with all your craziest friends. We’re pretty… Yeah. Don’t share it with parents. 😂
Glad to see you on here!!

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

@DukeLemoyne Thinking it’s soon time to have our buddy back on the show… sober. Or not. 😂 How you doing, man?!

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

Hey. How YOU doin?

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(In the style of Yondu (Michael Rooker's character in "Guardians of… https://t.co/VLExnfDCar

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All that way driving for 4.3 minutes of picking #peaches. FOUR POINT… https://t.co/73jdpy0AuL

[The Faimous One @WJeffCrawford]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce a mutation like no other!!… https://t.co/sncyTMMiuc