Wesley Taylor

VFL. GWOT traplord

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

We deserve everything that’s coming.

[Andy Staples @AndyStaples]

Oh well.

At least we still have…

College football
Barbecue
Widespread central HVAC
The NFL
Free refills
Texas Roadhouse rolls
Buc-ees
Pub subs
The Interstate Highway system
Lifted F-150s
Chick-fil-a (six days a week)
Places that sell tacos AND doughnuts at the same time

[Andy Staples @AndyStaples]

“This doesn’t have to be the last soccer you watch for four years.”

Buddy, you ain’t the boss of me.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Honestly it’s kinda bullshit FIFA made us play every game on the west coast. That ain’t real football.

[TCARP @Tcarpvols]

Me

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

When Balogun gets a red card:

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[dart @poordart]

Best one to ever do the meme

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Flo Balogun can still play if a Tuscaloosa judge has the courage

[legen @legen_eth]

The strait of Hormuz:

Saturday - closed
Sunday - closed
Monday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Tuesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Wednesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Thursday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Friday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

Died in Rome after a night with friends and a glorious meal.

Men have perished in much worse places

[AG @AGHamilton29]

Signing a surrender document while meeting with the French President is a little too on the nose…

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

*mournfully steals catalytic converter*

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

He did. That’s how he got the trillion.

[Magills @magills_]

Elon is now worth a trillion dollars which means Dave Ramsey may actually be okay with him buying a new car at the sticker price.

[As Shopped As It Gets @AsShopped]

If this happens and you need experimental drugs to fix it you should get a hall pass on it

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Is that the app your grandfather used to surrender at Yorktown

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776