WMDL Injury Report

Reporting the latest injuries and news of the fine athletes from the West Michigan D League

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Eli Garcia will be questionable for the upcoming golf season after losing two fingers while playing with his pet alligator.

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Brethren/Bear Lake soccer team will start the season without several players after they were caught snorting smarties in the locker room.

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Randy Pienta has contracted Elephantitis Testicalitis and will be limited in play during the upcoming baseball season.

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MCC and Walkerville will not field baseball teams this season because…well…um…it's MCC and Walkerville.

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Kyle Lee (popped, locked, and dropped it too hard and popped his hip out of place) is done with sports for the year.

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Bear Lake's Trent Johnson joins Josh Riggs in the mental rehab facility after being dunked on by Baldwin's Blake Dockery last night.

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Baldwin boys basketball team losses several players after a secret ballet practice was busted.

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@Kamerendanks_ basically looked like this

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Wren Gilbert (injured in a severe cheese-grating accident) questionable to return before districts.

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Brethren senior Josh Riggs is currently recovering in a mental facility after being dunked on by Onekama sophomore Jacob Mauntler yesterday.

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Onekama girls basketball team being questioned after a team bikini calendar surfaced earlier this week.

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MCE boys basketball team has forfeited their entire season after it was found that several players were using low-grade bear tranquilizers.

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Justin Feliczak (tazed at Meijer during an attempt to steal a fish) will play tonight despite immanent criminal charges.

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Joey Mickevich (beef with rapper Chief Keef went too far and was shot in a drive-by) is recovering in a local hospital.

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Kassidy Ward (you don't want to know how she got her foot stuck up there) is out today against Pentwater.

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Brethren girls basketball team got lost on their way to MCE. Now at Hogwarts learning magic.

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Shelby Papes (double dog dared Jodi Janowiak to poop in the school hallway) is suspended for 6 games.

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Jodi Janowiak (got double dog dared to poop in the hallway) is suspended for 4 games.

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Damon Martz (conga-lined off a cliff, paralyzed) joins a wheelchair basketball team.