BJ Merrymon

My mom thinks I'm awesome.

[BJ Merrymon @WMerrymon]

3 1/2 hours later it was delivered to my porch… still never talked to like the delivery confirmation implies…

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Dear @UPS driver,
You sit on a throne of lies! I saw your truck but I most definitely didn’t meet you and didn’t get my package…

[BJ Merrymon @WMerrymon]

@tacobell Unless you are going to the @tacobell in Wasilla Alaska where they are out of
Dr Pepper
Pepsi
Mountain Dew
Baja Blast
Three cheese blend
Tomato
Rolled chicken tacos
Spicy ranch
… and another thing or two I can’t remember…

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@Xbox Tctripsaw

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@ryankirbz Last time it was @demonhunterband in chronological order… all of it… it was a very long drive.

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@TheRunningBoard @FlemilyEming Maybe you could freeze it like a popsicle?
Or maybe add it to jello for some weird Jell-O shots?

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@bobsmileycomic For Alaskan bears, bear spray is more like seasoning.

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@ryankirbz There was a guy at a college I went to that would carry his laptop with him into the stall and blast music from it while he pooped… it covered the sound, but we also always knew when Jamie was pooping…

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@ChaseBridges__ I feel like we need to check in with chase…

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#ShadowRaids

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

To help you take on Shadow Mewtwo, we’re giving away codes for Purified Gems if we reach 150k RT! To participate:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #ShadowRaids
Receive confirmation reply

If we reach our target, we’ll send participants a code for Shadow Raid–themed items!

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

[Written By Podcast @WrittenByPod]

The Muppet’s FRANKENSTEIN! 😱 #TheMuppetsMayhem

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@ChaseBridges__ Instrumental (but not a soundtrack)

[XBOX @XBOX]

This opportunity is as good as gold.

Follow & RT with #GildedSweepstakes for a chance to win an Xbox Series S Gilded Hunter bundle, one 12-month Xbox Ultimate Game Pass membership, and an Xbox Series S plushie.

For US & CA. Ages 18+. Ends 3/21/23. Rules: https://t.co/znLfN7wckO

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@RadioU “Radioy” I WAS SO CLOSE!!!!

[XBOX @XBOX]

Bring the ultimate bounty home!

RT with #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X & S.

No purchase necessary, ends 8pm 5/11/23. Open only to Xbox supported regions. Must be 18+ to enter. Official rules: https://t.co/Sp0qAHim5H

[BJ Merrymon @WMerrymon]

#GOGimmighoul

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[BJ Merrymon @WMerrymon]

@RadioU I’ve spent more money on concert tickets…

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@TheRunningBoard Hahahaha they were actually one of the first I got into

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@RadioU I mean talking with my sister the other day, she did say that she is a better person when she listens to The RIOT… I am currently questioning her sanity and if she actually is a good person or not…