Randy Butternubs

NJ - You are a senile, buck-toothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt #FlyEaglesFly

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@OrevaZSN part time job for local paper covering school board & council mtgs. Paper owned by mayor next town over (owned 3 of those rags).
Didn’t pay me for a month. Told her it’s not working out. Only got paid 2 months later b/c a family move said she’d leak to press she didn’t pay me

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@ZackBlatt @AlbertBreer I’ve said it looks like a corporate building but this is much much better

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@BillKoch25 The Yankees do this but have you wait in the ballpark for hours buying concessions and merch before calling it

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@nut_history Yankees and expos

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@YelichWasRobbed I mean they clearly wanted this set up for their bits - they’re not real baseball so what’s the prob?

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@Chase_Senior Fwiw, as bad as their picks are, it seems they move on quickly when they see they make a mistake. They moved on from Lance and Sermon fast.

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@BeyondTheHalo Honestly trying to understand, are you implying he may have said something racially derogatory? That he just embarrassed him? I mean, he hasnt been any good for 3 years so that move shouldn’t be unexpected

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@colin_dunlap So you’re telling me, just like when the Olympics and FIFA promise an economic boon for the cities hosting their events which never comes to fruition, the same thing happened with the NFL?
PREPOSTEROUS!

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@Captain2Corner Jim deshaies and doug drabek

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@ChasingSnyder This doesnt even take into account the locker room sexual harrassment under Kiam in 1990

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@MikeReiss @bryancurtis Lol- but they dont need him tonight or tomorrow. And hes going to therapy on a Saturday?
Cabt wait until they have to acknowledge the child

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@BryanHoch Wtf?

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@notgaetti @baseball_ref @CodifyBaseball @theaceofspaeder @TheWARmonger_ @JessicaDBrand @BigLeagueDigest @Jp3538 @grantmcauley @orwellian @2008Philz That note about pitching during the Steroid era is hilarious b/c he was on the Mitchell report and admitted to hgh use

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@DJL06824 @scarylawyerguy Im totally with you on this,Disallowing use of met life lots by FIFA forces use of mass trans which simply isnt the same as European Countries (US likes cars)
Also shows you cant judge all polticians by party alone, Murphy saddled NJ with the situation she called him out

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@JasonKPargin It takes so little effort to plan to be 15 minutes early for anything.

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@RMBee So did he get his money back for the popcorn? Pay again?

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@YankeeSource So what is the purpose at all?

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@YankeeSource are the Yankees really going to waste a roster spot on Winquest for the whole year? Not that he should have pitched today,but carrying him makes no sense if they’re not using him at all.

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@MaxMannis Im concerned they’re going to waste a roster spot on this kid only to send him to AAA next year

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@artemasyeah @ThatEricAlper There was nome, she was busy with Eric Clapton