Muchizzles✨️

Wakili ⚖️

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood.

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

me suspecting every character in a murder mystery book and then saying "I knew it" once the murderer is revealed.

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

People really don’t understand the depths of how the Jehovah’s Witnesses are like…that you can read up on the website all you want in person it’s 15 times worse

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

I really do enjoy a limited series. Like ya just give me a VERY good story wrapped up in one season thanks!

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

since it’s my duty to inform people about Jehovah’s Witness practices, here’s a fun fact:
JWs prohibit their members from divorcing spouses for any reason other than infidelity (yes, including abuse). As a result, many JWs cheat to be able to have an “approved” divorce.

[Draynilla @draynilla]

nvm yall this shit was a cult

[Miracle Mudeyi @MiracleMudeyi]

“Is Kenya a monist or Dualist State”… free me please😭😂

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

In order to cook after work you really have to not sit down

[Kweyah #KCFC #KaydaFC @kweyahh]

“Nakuangalianga hivi nashindwa kama uko na akili”

[Amelia @M_amelian]

In a room where women are judged for buying their men gifts I would keep quiet cause I know I'd buy mine a car if I had the means😪😂

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

if I don't like the dream i'm waking myself up. you won't catch me in no mind prison lmao

[The Emperor Of Umlazi @MaBlerh]

Guys, please spare us with your “back to work” content. Some of us are still on leave. We don’t need your negativity. Don’t be toxic. 😔

[Dr. Nyarsakwa @Nyarsakwa_]

Flugone literally has the flu gone in 30 seconds, then you spend the rest of your time fighting sleep😭

[Droid @droid254]

Not complaining at all

[MUSCÖ🪽 @Ayo__musco]

The game’s gone, bro. There’s nothing left for me anymore 💔.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

One of the best things on earth is sleep. My Goddd, I love sleep

[Uncle Louxe @lebillouxe]

January doesn't start til Monday btw...
For now we're in the Upside Down.

[Bandit @mts__kid]

We just entered a new year and Friday is here already

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

Christmas itawai fika kweli?

[Alex @alex65971512]

The first step to being less anxious outside is realising people kinda don't give a fuck about you as much as you think they do