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[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

@CaryKelly11 Wholeheartedly agree, friend.

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

Life is a firefly in your open hand.
Blink -- blink-- away--

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

@japan_nobunaga

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

@MikeWingerii Logos?

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

@farmingandJesus My faith after he said this:

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

Again, if I have to show my ID to buy Sudafed, you have to show your ID to vote.

Stop it.

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

@sakebu_cheese_

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

bad people getting away with everything was my greatest adult disappointment discovery

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

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[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

@ChefGruel But far worse than this, is the center is frozen dairy dessert and the shell is a "chocolatey" coating. Trash.

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

Be grateful for everything.

God is good.

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

Absolutely hilarious.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

🧐🧐🧐

[☔ @Whotfismick]

hear me out on this one

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

If you continue to waste your days now, you have no reason to worry about maintaining yourself for the future. You do nothing with your intelligence, nothing with your beauty, nothing with your time.

If you don't make use of your gifts now, what are you even preserving them for?

To continue doing nothing in the future?

This is the miserable irony of the hoarder.

Always collecting; concerned about loss; anxious over expiration.

In the end, they realise they held it all.
But because they never used it – it was as good as nothing.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

The fact that we are having a hard time throwing America a 250th birthday party because leftists are threatening to kill everyone involved is the most zeitgeist shit I’ve ever seen in my life

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

My first reaction was, hopefully Amazon originals will have a good use for this absolutely epic footage.

[Spaceflight Now @SpaceflightNow]

Here's our video of the explosion at Launch Complex 36. It happened about 9 pm ET (0100 UTC) as Blue Origin was beginning a static fire test of its New Glenn rocket.

Watch live views: https://t.co/tm2wZQmAVD

[Owen Strachan @ostrachan]

A few encouraging truths:

1. Nothing in the cosmos is on our shoulders.

2. We are not able or asked to heal our fallen world.

3. Only Jesus can make all things right.

4. Our normal call is to simple and ordinary faithfulness.

5. God gives us all the grace we need for this.

[WydeEyedMystified @WMystified]

Oof.

[signüll @signulll]

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.