Jon

A man of neither wealth nor taste

[Jon @WNBAtraderumors]

Yeah but it’ll never be this. Bet they don’t even have a mechanical bull

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

America is 250 years old.

This pub is 1,466 years old.

[Magills @magills_]

Then they came for Scott Weiner and I didn’t speak up because I never wrote a bill that made it legal to give someone AIDS

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

i wish Plato were alive to see this

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Not true. You can use it for cooking and if you drink it your hands stop shaking.

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Ben McDonald with a great story on failing on the biggest stage and bouncing back.

“I never failed at anything in my life…”

Then came the College World Series, a walk-off, an opposing coach talking trash and a punch in the gut he needed.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

hiding it right under our noses this entire time

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[College Baseball News @CollegeBSBNews]

On April 3rd, Milwaukee was 5-22 and one of the worst teams in the country.

Some of their losses:

Run-ruled 21-7 by LSU
Run-ruled 20-3 by Duke
Run-ruled 14-4 by Minnesota
Run-ruled 12-2 by SEMO
Run-ruled 17-1 by Purdue
Run-ruled 14-1 by NKU
Run-ruled 13-2 by Wright State
Run-ruled 16-2 by Notre Dame
Run-ruled 14-4 by UNLV

They finished the regular season 22-31, but won the Horizon League tournament and earned an autobid to the NCAA tournament.

Milwaukee beat #4 Auburn 13-8, beat UCF 13-6, and is now in a regional final, one win away from going to supers.

College Baseball.

[Jon @WNBAtraderumors]

@OleMissBSB Get Pacella off the field

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

HOLY MOLY. SOUTHERN MISS WALK OFF 2 STRIKE GRAND SLAM DOWN 3 🔥🔥🔥

DREY. BARRETT.

[yearnie mac @KNGSHxT]

He got that shit on omg

[O.W. Root @owroot]

This is one of those photos that's just really incredible. The dichotomy and contrast between the modern and the less modern. In black and white really drives it home. Also, would be much less beautiful in ultra-clear digital.

The grain makes it dreamy.

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Jon @WNBAtraderumors]

@insanemrktplace