BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR

Infamous Niki 'Wolf Gloves' Bangalter has a weak immune system from not putting pennies in her mouth

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

"Malt liquor diarrhea party" is my favorite phrase ever.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

I am ~going through some shit~ and made a 15 hour playlist to shuffle yet Spotify keeps playing the same artist every other song. Which are also songs I love but…15 hours of music my dude…

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Slowly realizing the reason I could not love myself when I was younger was too avoid becoming too powerful too soon.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

The fucking accuracy of this.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Is it seasonal depression or is it the constant mishandling of my case by Cerebral???

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

The last time I was this out of it I wrote a musical.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

The tourists have finally given me the plague.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Can’t get home because the roads are closed so a bunch of asshats can watch fucking fireworks.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Now that my store closes at 9 the chances of a tourist hitting me with their car have gone from probable to really fucking likely.

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

If we can’t be people, we can at least be a problem.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Fuck that dusty ass constitution and fuck these ghoulish Supreme Court clowns.

[Lt. Gov. Susan Bysiewicz @LGSusanB]

To our CT residents:
@GovNedLamont and I will always protect your right to an abortion. Period.

To anyone in a red state whose rights have been stripped:
Our state is a safe harbor for ANYONE who needs an abortion.
You are welcome in Connecticut.
You’ll be safe here.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

I’m not even close to kidding.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

When you say “goth shit” too many time near your phone, you will get targeted ads for black toilets.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

*adds to home improvement checklist

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Men need to stop yelling at me from their cars. I am a 900 year old curse. I’ve already heard it.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

I have no problem with getting older, but I was not fucking prepared to become a morning person.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Ordered stuff from @aerie & they sent the wrong stuff. Called to get it fixed, was told 2 day shipping and it’s been over a week since the tracking updated. Can’t send the wrong stuff back because they didn’t send the return label yet. 🙃

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Wtf is going on anymore

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

Yesterday the tourists were wearing Garth Brooks gear and for a moment I wasn’t sure where I was.

[BONNIE TYLER, THE CREATOR @WOLFGLOVES]

I’ve reached the point in my 30’s where my birthday wish is for my hockey team to win