wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper

Director of Industrialized Decentralized Corporation for Psychological Terror Campaigns at @retardioclassic

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

I just fully withdrew my 401K and will fullport it into @retardioclassic

TLDR; billions

The thesis is simple. How fucking funny would it be to 1000x my 401k. On the other hand it would be 100000x funnier to get rugged and lose my retirement to retardio.

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely.

Vaporware in the big ‘26 is at an all time high. In 2024-2025 retardio was onboarding people into the memecoin and cryptocurrency community at surprising rates.

Unironically, you could walk into a local bar, talk about cryptocurrency and chances are the normie bartender knew what retardio was.

Picture this; Lil Pump, Andrew Tate, rich the kid (and others I’m forgetting) pfp’d a retardio.

Take Initials: $500m MC

Target influencers I can see pfp’ing retardios:
Clavicular
Togi
Kanye West
Nicholas Fuentes
Pope Leo XIV
Barron Trump
Elon Musk

Retardio

[Fiji @thatguyFiji]

@LexaproTrader why were you trying to meet up with a minor????

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@ianmiles Mitch told our team chat last week that he was going to dump the classic supply (3%) and tell them to fuck off. Instead he left our team chat and swapped his original bag for more of the classic lmaoo

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@LexaproTrader You are gay

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@deg1nius I survived the 2025 Retardio dinner

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@gentlemoch @TheBigNasty_ @0xtearss @ieatscabs69 @JonathanSa66262 @GiganticPump @derox_eth @nobadwordz @ChibiMilady @krisk9ine @Sped_CryptoUser @retardioclassic O

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

Wait, is Retardio bullying Lexapro? I missed the tea on this.

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Wait, is Retardio bullying Lexapro? I missed the tea on this.

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@1mew @retardioclassic Thanks Mew

Retardio

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

I just fully withdrew my 401K and will fullport it into @retardioclassic

TLDR; billions

The thesis is simple. How fucking funny would it be to 1000x my 401k. On the other hand it would be 100000x funnier to get rugged and lose my retirement to retardio.

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely.

Vaporware in the big ‘26 is at an all time high. In 2024-2025 retardio was onboarding people into the memecoin and cryptocurrency community at surprising rates.

Unironically, you could walk into a local bar, talk about cryptocurrency and chances are the normie bartender knew what retardio was.

Picture this; Lil Pump, Andrew Tate, rich the kid (and others I’m forgetting) pfp’d a retardio.

Take Initials: $500m MC

Target influencers I can see pfp’ing retardios:
Clavicular
Togi
Kanye West
Nicholas Fuentes
Pope Leo XIV
Barron Trump
Elon Musk

Retardio

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@TheBigNasty_ @retardioclassic This is financial advice

Retardio

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@rektpleb0 @retardioclassic Now send it to 0 😂

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

$Retardio x $LilPump

@retardiosolana wen space?

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@Retardiosalebot Free

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

TESTING_1 https://t.co/k0kdoOR2mL

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

@Retardiosalebot Free

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

gay person: I'm gay

autistic person: I'm autistic

that one gay and autistic friend: retardio

Retardio

[˗ˋˏ Alo ˎˊ˗ @gavriesyuri]

gay person: I'm gay

autistic person: I'm autistic

that one gay and autistic friend: You should really go see the new Resident Evil movie

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

It’s a bad fucking day to be a 10k topper.

[wiseoldmanrapedmeindraynorspringbreak2008 groyper @WOMRMIDSB2008G]

AHIYCHMPSU

Retardio