Jordie Jordan

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

Leave it to Kelly to try and stop me from beating Keem’s ass. Now she falls forward due to momentum and everyone thinks I’m beating women again.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

Side post: Kelly and I are doing fine. She accepted that her birthday wasn’t that important. No divorce arc at this time.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

A troll shut me out from Twitter for a long time. Shoutout to @elonmusk for getting my account back. What should we talk about on Lolcow for next stream?

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@Boogie2988 The cancer wasn’t a joke. Please pray for my brother. I’ll forever miss your antics.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@WingsTingsYT I don’t celebrate Christmas. Those buckets better be big if I have to fit 5 cats in one of them!

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@WingsTingsV8 @HenkUitMeppel Main difference between the two Richards is I don’t ban! Big ups

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@SuckinSam I can’t beat these snipers man! **dog whimper**

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@McGravy007 The FBI was too busy investigating you trolls to even notice my red flags.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

Elon has confirmed any parody accounts that attempt to impersonate will be perma banned (a man after my own heart).

@elonmusk this account has been impersonating me for a long while and has recently locked his Twitter down to prevent screenshots.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@McGravy007 Muh feet look swoller than boogies let’s go!

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@McGravy007 where’s fat?

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

I just can’t do it I can’t take this shit no more!

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

Guys for the last time I did not leave Bongo outside in a hurricane. Here at Dongolawitz we prefer to use buckets.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@ooooooohhhhhh45 Bitch boy McGregor has nothing on my solid piece of muscle.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@McGravy007 I’ll take a Pepsi martini. Extra, not diet.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@GangstaGrandm11 @WORGODILOVECP @WORGODICP The turd went sideways again gramma I need your help!!!

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@WingsTingsV8 Oh ma lowrd he was using a modded controller. Couldn’t even answer 12x6.

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

Shout out to the 200 people who gave this account a follow. I guess you won’t have to donate or gtfo. I Hope I can continue to make y’all chuckle. wheel torgue

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

Pain

[Jordie Jordan @WORG0D1CP]

@McGravy007 Guess it’s time I start driving the school bus. Sigh