Holly Useless

Professional Food Burner.

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'a person who is a weak ass pussy' @carsonmackie #urbandictionary

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@The_StonerGirls it was the best and worst decision of my life

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@carsonmackie what a gay wad - from Jeff

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@The_StonerGirls there are never enough weed cookies to eat on a greyhound bus...

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why can't all food be in burrito form? #muchoburrito #burritomylife

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Reason #237 why I'm single... I compulsively steal packages of mayonnaise from Macs at 2am. #whyimsingle #dontjudgeme

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nothing more hilarious and depressing about doing the walk of shame in a fully pink bunny onsie at 4pm.... #whyimsingle #hallowinning

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@StonerGirlGuide ... The saddest part is that I mooch my netflix account off of Kerr....

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If you don't think vodka mixed with Gatorade tastes good then you're not living your best life #bitch

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Smoking' darts and breakin' hearts #thirstday #campbellford #dontjudgeme

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Things Cats Do That'd Be Creepy If You Did Them @WORLDSBESTG http://t.co/IzsWzp48Qy

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Nothing brings me more joy then being woken up with cheese burgers, while drunk, at 4am #mylifeissad #thesimplethings #cheeseburgler

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It's sad that the new set of knives at work turns me on more then 90% of the men I've been with #newknives #sexy #boyssuck

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Reasons why I need supervision at work... #iamduffman @StonerGirlGuide

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http://t.co/6sv7xqE79e - narration of what goes on inside a cats head. @StonerGirlGuide #pussylove

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Sexting at 7am? I love technology. #sorrynotsorry #technologyiloveyou

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She's lamer then a pay as you go phone .. Without any minutes #cmon #getittogether

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I honestly don't know what I would do if the Beatles didn't exist #worstnightmare #scary #sanity