Goofy Goober

Feelin’ like Katrina with no FEMA

[Goofy Goober @WOTP28]

@Polymarket Just like the founding fathers intended 😎

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@sworland11 @DAKKADAKKA1 I bet his ex wife made him come off like that. Probably threatened visitation rights with his kid if he didn’t.

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@stealthymat1 @Aliathewhite No, I’m saying maybe uncle H is proud of you lol

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@stealthymat1 @Aliathewhite Dasha’s a Slav. Didn’t Hitler hate them?

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@GrubbyG33 @TobyTurner Meaning it is the one true religion. I hate the argument of “oh if there’s multiple, must mean some are correct”. No. Only one is the truth. (I agree with you btw)

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@wotpingtime I like it 🤷‍♂️ stop hating

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

This is why I'm an abolitionist. Charge him and his wife with 1st degree murder.

[Tone @AyTone_]

@TexasLonghorns Where are all the “Don’t Mess With Texas” bros at now?

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@PhillipAKennedy You and Boomers replaced those girls with the Hartman-Cellar act

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@punishtrollface @SamuelCKleinke @Polymarket Trigger is our word. You can say “trigga”

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@RealTXPolitics Tell me the demographics now. I’d say they’re currently winning unfortunately

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

.@realBrandonGill: "It's only appropriate that we kick this off with a land acknowledgment. I'd like to acknowledge that we stand here today in the great state of Texas and the United States of America-- the ancestral homeland of great American patriots, pioneers and explorers... who bled and died to build the greatest civilization known to man."

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@ReturnTo2000 @GarandThumb1 From my understanding, the disproof of this is that the weapons had way lower explosive yields than the ones we have today. 🤷‍♂️ tho

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@RoyalSerf I remember this movie got no media attention when it came out when my brother took me to see it in the theaters, so I had no expectations coming in. I was genially pleased with this movie. It's a good one.

[hoe_math = PsychoMath @ItIsHoeMath]

Yeah, this one's really easy.

Healthcare costs money. If something costs money, it cannot be a human right.

Here's how that works:

If healthcare is a human right, does that mean you will pay for my health care? Where can I send my bill?

Oh, you don't want to pay for me? Why not? Let me guess! You want the government to pay for me.

So how does the government pay for things? That's right! It takes the money from you anyway. Taxes! So now you are paying for me even though you didn't want to when I was sending you a bill.

Do you understand how frustrating it is to constantly deal with people so stupid that they get confused by one degree of separation? It's one single degree. It's really not that hard to keep track of.

Your money > my bill = 😡

Your money > the government > my bill = 😁

When I asked you to pay for my health care, you probably felt uncomfortable with that. But if you give your money to the government and the government pays for my health care, you're all smiles.

...But that's the same thing, you fucking moron. It's forcing one person to pay for another person. You can't call something "a right" if someone else has to pay for it. You can't have a right to make somebody do something for you if they don't want to.

Is food a human right? Pay for my food. Is housing a human right? Pay for my house. Is sex a human right? What if the government told you you had to fuck some gross loser because he had a right to have sex, and it was your turn to provide?

I hope this helps, sweetheart. By the way, this is why successful civilizations never let women vote.

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@Pepe_Yanks That's why MLB should go back to the 5 series per season against divisions model. Really make it competitive compared to the current 3 series per season model. Can't complain then.

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@ArielleKruse1 @cummydoughnut Stress eating

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@LegendaryEnergy I don’t think he’s ever declared he was Christian tho. He just grifts on the boomers that think he is.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Rockstar Protagonists be like:
“We might be bank robbers, drug addicts, lowkey r@pists, alcoholics and murderers but at least we aren’t RACIST”

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

Me at 10 years old