BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨

just another biscuit out here in the world...

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

ALL GRRAT CDS SKIP A BEAT

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Lime pickle, welcome to my home 🥂

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Pretty sure I just left a business voicemail for a frog named Keith

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

is aerial

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Where the fuck you been all my life: https://t.co/Rr800vRRt4

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

@CowboyVanity Hello baby! 💗 I'll be your only fan !

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

@52bluehurtz Two tickets, please !

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

I dreamt I found a holographic pickle in a corner store that was reduced to $2.00 but I can't remember if I bought it or not

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

When I see an old message/email I've sent sometimes my jaw drops at how ridiculous Ive been..am...& will remain haha

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Life is ridicule and rejection, baby yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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https://t.co/eWw4Jdccnj

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Here for more idioms reduced to emojis and used as colorful short hand ie 🍏🍊 ?

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

@CowboyVanity How sexy is it? 💥💥🥂🥵

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

I'm not loud I'm just alive

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

In my dreams now I'm buying Josie n the pussycat headphones off eBay....

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Why yes, I do open @tinder to immediately see full ass tatts fill my screen 💗 y else?

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

I'm garden variety, just a different kind of bean 💗

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Makin pizza in the harvest season is one of my love languages 😘🌿🍅🍕🌿🍅🌿

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Y'all know a good website for those anime body pillow girls? I'm done sleeping alone 😂

[BroccoliGurl🌸🥦👄✨ @WOW__BOB]

Lyfe, Luv, N the Pursuit of Coffee ☕☕☕☕☕☕