Patrick Montgomery

A platform for my one-liners and halfway decent opinions. Beer Schlepper. SMU Guy. Seiko, History, Politics, Motoring, and Sports Geek. #PonyUpDallas

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@elonmusk @pcgamer Elon, what do you think of Bioshock?

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@JunksRadio trifling!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Friendly reminder that FIFA golden boy Messi received no punishment after this foul earlier in the tournament.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Two relatively similar incidents...

Flo Balogun: red card.
Lionel Messi: unpunished.

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@JunksRadio Fox doesn’t know how to say TUHKEY right. @EBJunkies @drabtshirt @moneymetalcakes

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@JunksRadio @EBJunkies @drabtshirt

https://t.co/6a2fcNSKcL

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Flower of Scotland is heard in a FIFA World Cup for the first time in 28 years 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@barstoolsports David Thompson play. And I hate NCSU. @JunksRadio @EBJunkies @JRyanMonty

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@EBJunkies As Bernhard Langer said to my dad, “the way you play? They make the hybrid you buy the hybrid!”@JunksRadio

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

• 9000 different bets
• $90,000 wagered
• Betting on games he suited up for
• Willfully ignoring classes and meetings from 3 different institutions about the one cardinal sin in sports

But hey, find a local judge and convince him the kid will be really sad if he doesn’t get to play and none of that matters does it?

What a joke.

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@moneymetalcakes Are they in your tree in the front yard? @JunksRadio @drabtshirt

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.

They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.

France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@EBJunkies Spurrier is the man.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers.

MJ: Yes.
Reporter: By how much?
MJ: Two or three points.
Reporter: Why so close?
MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

It’s insane how much better this ballpark looks with an open roof man

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@drabtshirt @JunksRadio preposterous.

[Samuel Littauer @swlittauer]

Nothing makes me appreciate Navy Yard like seeing the land use at other ballparks.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

*this is satire*

It hasn’t even been 24 hours and Bobby Cox has already been ejected from heaven

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@ChrisRGun replaying Spinter Cell Conviction for the millionth time. Dreaming. One fine day. We will return.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Ivan Rodriguez holding up that ball in his hand is so iconic. The tag heard around the world.

[The Junkies @JunksRadio]

Today is our 30th anniversary of @JunksRadio. It all started during the “New Sports Weekend” on 106.7-FM on May 4, 1996.

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@jpodhoretz But Pod, did you like the film? I sure did.

[Patrick Montgomery @WPMontgomery]

@AlexRoy144