Patrick

a has-been

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@chancetherapper Mood:

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Spending the night in Fairhope, Alabama🌅

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I know Dothan, Alabama when I see it

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

I could still dominate in hopscotch even though I hung up the chalk almost 20 years ago

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

Working towards my degree for getting my funny up

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

I’m convinced that the $5 Biggie Bag going up in price is the root of all my problems

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

Big day today for the Rory haters

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

Rory McIlroy collapse on the back 9 PLEASE

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

Naming my son Bertram & my daughter Haggis

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

Committing theft at yard sales gives you an insane rush. But I don’t go for the small knick knacks, I’m going for the large, ornate furniture.
Could use a couple extra hands, dm me if interested.

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@SlippyGlimGlop Hey creep, my eyes are up here 👁️👁️

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@SlippyGlimGlop Johni Broome? More like Sloppy Poo! Your Auburn Tigers are as embarrassing as my old YouTube videos. You eat corn the long way. Do us all a favor and pour sand in your eyes.

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@SlippyGlimGlop You do that and watch me use your fibulas as drumsticks

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@SlippyGlimGlop @CourtAnne1225 YOU DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT‼️😡

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@SlippyGlimGlop You would be of more use to me if I were to skin you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashion you into a piece of high end luggage.

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@SlippyGlimGlop @DGiddensBurner Stfu you have no valor Slippy

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

Me trying to act surprised my bracket is in the gutter when I had Samford in the Elite 8

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@BarstoolAlabama his tweet sounds like it was posted by a teenager. A conference is like having younger siblings; you can beat up on ‘em but no one else can. Conference dominance should be more important than your feelings.

[Rocket Classic @RocketClassic]

BACK IN THE WINNER’S CIRCLE. @RickieFowler IS YOUR 2023 #RocketMortgageClassic CHAMPION! 🏆

[Patrick @WPatrickMorris]

@charlessy0 thanks for finally following me back. We’ve only been friends since 7th grade, I understand.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

FULL-TIME | WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO ISTANBUL!!!

🔵 4-0 (5-1) ⚫️ #ManCity | #UCL