Weston Powers

University of Iowa Class of 2023

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If I ever drown, the boys better show up to my funeral wearing life jackets

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@BRSchuff Iowa may be the only team in the country that doesn’t get a “home whistle” like everyone else does.

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@AveryThaGoat @eriquita0115 @Michellek4040 @BroylesAward @Coach_SMoore @UMichFootball @UMichAthletics I suppose that was Brian Ferentz’s issue too. He still won 10 games and ended up in the Big Ten Championship.

Phil Parker kicked Sherrone Moore’s ass Saturday night. The award is his.

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@ChrisFriese_RN What’s your point? Is a top seven defense not incredible?

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@ChrisFriese_RN Did you watch the game? Iowa held them to 213 yards. That’s the least they’ve been held to all year.

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@jrichardson1981 @B1Gfootball @bigten @HawkeyeFootball @UMichFootball I really thought we’d only get screwed if it were a close game… not right out of the gate

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@joelklatt doesn’t even have enough time to mutter the words “Iowa Hawkeyes” in between breaths while sucking Harbaugh’s dick

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@Michael08719744 @BarstoolUIowa Hence that missed roughing the passer

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@Michael08719744 @BarstoolUIowa Literally. The conference isn’t gonna let this game be competitive.

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@TH3_Bibby @PFF_College @BradyV2 They have more wins🤷‍♂️

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@jjennings8833 @wirtzy_ @bluebloodsbias @CFBONFOX Won more games than both USC and UCLA

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The worst part about graduating college is that I now have to pay full price for Spotify premium.

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Stirring the pot is my pastime

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I love watching concerts on people’s Snapchat stories. Makes me feel like I’m really there.

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This no longer holds… I just watched Don’t Look Up on Netflix.

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Just watched Uncut Gems... definitely the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

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@BarstoolUIowa Prediction: Shudak makes a walk off field goal and blows kisses to the Nebraska sideline.

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There is no bond in this world stronger than a @3M command strip and a wall.

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People who think that they’re badass on their Can-Am “motorcycle” are wrong.

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To all the moms and grandmas out there… please stop making meat loaf.

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Carli and I were about to go for a run this morning, but before we started, she said, “Why don’t we make it a walk?”

Needless to say, I’ve found the one.