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[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Dangote is selling fuel for cheaper to Togo than it is to Nigeria.

Dangote cement is cheaper in Ghana than it is in Nigeria.

Nigeria provided the cheap USD, raw materials and policies that made these businesses possible.

Why are we getting the shorter end of the stick?

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

You added $42 billion to our national debt and added only $5 billion to our foreign reserve; and you want us to clap for you. 😂😂

Let's put this into context,

Zubairu has N1,000 in his Zenith bank account and he went to Okechukwu and borrowed N5,000.

He took N3,000 from this N5,000 loan and deposited into his Zenith bank account and the account balance increased to N4,000. And he used the remaining N2,000 to flex suya and kunu.

He now called his girlfriend Yetunde and showed her his balance of N4,000; telling her he's account balance is increasing.

Meanwhile, he is owing Okechukwu N5,000.

Is this a progress for Zubairu or backwardness?

Zubairu is Nigeria (Tinubu).
Okechukwu is World Bank.
Yetunde is the citizenry.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

APC supporters in Nigeria…

[Big Jord. @StatsbyJordan]

Ronaldo don do 99 for Portugal,
Dem still dey ask am for the remaining 1.

LIFE! 💔

[Nze @nzemmili]

That generation wore afros, rocked all sorts of fancy hairstyles, then grew up, went bald, and started hating young people with hair.

Coupled with their religious psychosis, we suffered at their hands.

[The Strongest @BoogeyThat]

In Nigeria, It's not enough that you battle your oppressors. You also have to fight the willing slaves. And dem plenty.

[Arkax 🧪⚠ @AraFriki86085]

So you remenber how the first rule of internet safety was about not telling your real name or showing your face to anyone?

[Jola @Jollz]

Nigeria right now under Tinubu feels like the Pride Lands when Scar was in control (Lion King). Barren, fruitless and sad. And just like Scar, he doesn’t care. King of ruins is still a king. Terrible stuff

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

You be Messi fan
I be Ronaldo fan

You defend your player
I defend mine

Somehow, you are mad that I’m defending my Goat. Is your brain full of crude oil?

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Last World Cup, CR7 fans were quiet, but you see this year? They're not allowing Ronaldo to take the blame for other players.

France won the World Cup with Giroud who couldn't score a goal.

[Obitrize @Obitrize_042]

Peter Obi is an exceptional leader, I learn from him -- Wike

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

We have not forgotten!
One day will be a payback period.

[DR-TGb🏄🏿‍♂️-iSellWears🇵🇹🇫🇷🇳🇴🇧🇷 @alt_tgbwears]

We had men playing for Cris, Glad I witnessed it

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

APC buying votes for June 20th 2026 elections in Ekiti State with bread

They even threw the breads to them like dogs 😂

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

He bought a jet.
He bought a yacht.
He built a VP’s mansion.
He bought solar for himself.
He built mansions for judges.
He bought SUVs for lawmakers.

No mansions for doctors.
No mansions for teachers.
No mansions for our soldiers.

GO TO COURT got compensated. Everyone who can guarantee “Regime Protection” got something. They built mansions for those that will endorse the massive rigging in 2007.

[موسى @MousaQi]

اتفهم الانتقادات يا مهرجين

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

Good evening everyone .

Below is Peter Obi's address during the 17th AGM of fidelity bank in 2005 where he announced the bank's recapitalization from 3.5bn to 22bn Naira at the time.

Don't let anyone deceive you - Peter Obi has performed in office and business.

Thank you

[Akin Ayo🇵🇹 @pas_kahlifah]

one day delap self go be pundit and be criticizing ronaldo’s career

[Tay Keith @taykeith]

Life is short so live that shit

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

This is how white people narrate history. 😂