Wiley Redcrane

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

to any server who sees this. if you want a fry off my plate. do it. tell me about it. take a seat. eat my food with me. spend your holidays with me. fall in love. give me friends and family discount.

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

if my wife isn’t scheming i’m dreaming

[Wiley Redcrane @WRedcrane]

@c33bs_c33bs If that’s what your into sure

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

is it still a treat if it hurts you

[Wiley Redcrane @WRedcrane]

@c33bs_c33bs Damn it..

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

if you read this you’ll be stinky for 2024

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

are you engaging seduction protocol?

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

y’all remember to lock your doors im about to enter my grinch era

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

*condescendingly* hey sweet guy

[dayz🪶 @DayzInn_]

@c33bs_c33bs no such thing 🙄

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

people forget there was a time before the glasses and the vitiligo

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

dentists are really bone doctors

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

are the people who wear hickeys like scarves shameless or confident?

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

me: I gaslight my friends into liking me.
my therapist: i think your anxie-
me: *gaslit my therapist into thinking i had problems*

[Wiley Redcrane @WRedcrane]

@c33bs_c33bs Me too

[Wiley Redcrane @WRedcrane]

@c33bs_c33bs 💀💀💀

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

im a winner

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

lol just unlocked some new thoughts in my head don’t contact me

[Wiley Redcrane @WRedcrane]

@c33bs_c33bs Fr

[C33bs @c33bs_c33bs]

gonna start my presentation with “hello, friends….or enemies. 👀”