Wendy Remley

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla You freaking destroyed the ides of March.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla Can confirm you are a parallel parking genius.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla This is much more comfortable for me than your Henry Cavill phase.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla This really stresses me out.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla You miss the plants and the greenhouses.

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla I’ve cried too.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

My 7 year old was adamant that kids have a 2nd stomach for dessert and as an ophthalmologist, I suspected she was wrong but couldn’t be sure, so we consulted Netter’s atlas of human anatomy and sure enough, my 7 year old is full of shit.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla He should. Public health should concern everyone.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Ama777Mel @TessaDare I took 8+ years of piano lessons. It didn’t help my hands get long, elegant fingers. I can barely reach an octave. It was very limiting.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

@Kysadilla I think they’re prejudiced against people who dislike seafood.

[Brandy Zadrozny @BrandyZadrozny]

New from me:

New internal documents show Facebook has long known—via years of experimentation and research—that its algorithms and recommendation systems push users to extremes.

To researchers they gaslit, “Facebook literally helped facilitate a cult."
https://t.co/9flbXYDzWZ

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

I got put in #facebook jail for three days because I called #heavensgate a #cult. Never mind it’s the biggest mass suicide in US history, I’m a bully.

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Spencer Cox @SpencerJCox]

Really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback I get from constituents that demand I…

*checks notes*

…change my name? 😳🤦‍♂️

[Utah Highway Patrol @UTHighwayPatrol]

Two right lanes closed I-15 NB MM 288 due to a semi fire. The truck was able to detach from the trailer, which was hauling watermelons.
No injuries.
Expect the right lanes to be closed for approximately 3 hours while UDOT inspects for damages.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

A dove carrying an olive branch. May we all make peace with each other.

[Wendy Remley @WRemley]

Thank you The Lonely Island for spending 154 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/OTO6LUJCJx