wikko

at this point I’m immune

[wikko @WRomejko]

man kan älska någon på distans. (the leo in me does not get that really)

[PANIKTJEJ 🌼 @paniktjej]

det här är så sant

[Jenni @hashjenni]

dont forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when you’re hungry and someone tryna be funny

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Marijuana affects your memory” that’s fine. Better even

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

real

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

You’re schizophrenic

[faith @faiththegemini]

Him: what that mouth do?
Me: Argue

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[robwalkschukwu. @RobWalks_]

yeah im fucking the Oxtail Lady

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Introverts be like:

11:00 am - anything is possible
2:00 pm - but not today

[Förträfflig Djävulshäst - Supercupmästare 🏆 @Marcusthapper]

when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[Lola @Glitterpoops_]

I do a lot of illegal shit but I draw the line at littering

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

You have microscopic creatures living in the pores of your face. They eat your dead skin and oils. While you are sleeping they come out and have sex to make more mites.
Do you find this terrifying or oddly comforting?
We are never really alone.