WSOP Valet

We don't take bribes for parking spots (unless you have money). Fan account for the WSOP valet.

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

You’re welcome.

[Ryan Eriquezzo @RyanEriquezzo]

Whoever is robbing people at the Rio is def doing their homework. No one has bothered me at all...

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

This clearly means that we get a % of your #WSOP Main Event @KaraOTR. The @BJNemeth LEGO Last Longer might be the only cool thing left at Rio anymore. Let this summer end.

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Hey @JenniferTilly, you spelled methamphetamine wrong.

[Jennifer Tilly @JenniferTilly]

Poker Twitter is always good, but Poker Twitter during the @WSOP is like Poker Twitter on steroids. 🍿🍿🍿

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Wait. The #WSOP started? F. M. L.

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Times are hard you assholes. Don’t mock me. At least @Kevmath recognizes that the struggle is real. https://t.co/HoHH0YE7aj

[Kevin Mathers @Kevmath]

So this is now a thing. Meet Chippy, the mascot of the @WSOP

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Don’t call it a comeback. We’ve been here for years. https://t.co/G4KIp1PQnv

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

We didn’t steal your Circuit Ring @subiime. You must have just lost it.

We did steal your weed though. That was us. https://t.co/klRVkN62c9

[Joseph Cheong @subiime]

Got my circuit ring stolen from my car at a valet. Guys gonna be reaaallllllly disappointed when he tries to pawn it

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

You have obviously never parked in our lot before. https://t.co/7xnuAI1t9E

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

F*CK YOU AND YOUR PROCESSED MEATS! Btw, you have any positions available this summer? https://t.co/i0itBuViCf

[WSOP Hot Dogs @wsopHotDogCart]

@HansytheKing @Kevmath @WSOP @WSOPvalet @EricDanisPoker We’re in. And we don’t charge near as much as @WSOPvalet charges.

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Oh, we will be around. Trust us @Kevmath. We will be around. https://t.co/tOgOuUp5RN

[Kevin Mathers @Kevmath]

@WSOP Disappointing news for @WSOPvalet, their services won’t be available this year. No news about @wsopHotDogCart as of this moment

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Oh, we know @jeremyausmus, we know. https://t.co/cvo2fP39pN

[Jeremy Ausmus @jeremyausmus]

Not sayin I had a bad summer or anything but yesterday I tipped valet a dollar and asked if I could get 65 cents back

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

.@JohnnyBaxPoker translation: I only have pieces of 137 of the remaining 148 players so I will just win this tournament too. #AllTheMonies https://t.co/gxgTXiiFdG

[Cliff Josephy @JohnnyBaxPoker]

No more sweats in the Main, so I'll have to win this Bellagio Cup. Running better here too, up to 70k #TeamSaver

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

I really need to get back to work. Only thing I have learned this summer is that my iWatch thinks I don't breathe enough when I masturbate.

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

@Kevmath @TheBadJoker2 We provided a service that most seemed to enjoy and it ran pretty smoothly. Therefore, it was shut down. #MakesSense

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Hey @Liv_Boeree, we may not be there "officially", but we are still working for ya. #YoureWelcome https://t.co/ex4s2JJs4F

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

Holy shit I just got a parking space in the front section (near handicapped spots) for the first time in 8 years.

What a summer.

#wsop

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Thanks @christryba. You're a boss, glad you are feeling better. Go grab a wiener from @wsopHotDogCart on us! They're the 2nd best service. https://t.co/F3MsfI4Hp3

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Hey @cuntycakes123, you do know we are looking for a new employer, right? Larger parking lot and no Rio sounds like our kind of gig. https://t.co/kgUeb2mRl3

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

Oh wait. We get it. WE GET IT! #WienerJoke https://t.co/vrHmgI8981

[WSOP Hot Dogs @wsopHotDogCart]

We like seeing @JenniferTilly at the hot dog cart so much we have decided to make a wiener in her honor. We are calling it the Goldy Laak.

[WSOP Valet @WSOPvalet]

We may be gone @JenniferTilly, but we will never stop pretending like we care how you busted. Or looking at your bust after you busted. https://t.co/afFwKO4ubM

[Jennifer Tilly @JenniferTilly]

Man, I miss @wsopvalet. Those guys were great! Now there's no one around to pretend they care when I bust out of a tournament. #WSOP

[WSOP Hot Dogs @wsopHotDogCart]

A @Kevmath 'day off' consists of cards and Coronas, not necessarily in that order. Good luck boss, you deserve a warm deck and cold beers! https://t.co/aFuV3T9Kmr