What Sports People Look Like

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Steve Kerr looks like the young pastor at a church that slowly wins over the old people who don’t like change

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Matt Patricia looks like the guy in a competitive eating challenge who hits the wall, wipes the sweat from his brow, turns his cap backwards, pumps up the crowd watching before he takes an aggressive bite out of the Quadruple-Bypass Bacon Cheeseburger

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Andy Reid looks like the stubborn dad who drove his family three hours in the wrong direction and refuses to ask for help

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Mike Krzyzewski looks like he wears a night gown and matching cap to bed

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Bruce Arians looks like a guy who sits at the end of the bar and laughs at the jokes of strangers

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Sean McVay looks like the guy at the bonfire with the guitar

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Jared Goff looks like he was going to join the military, but he has asthma

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Matt Patricia looks like a pirate in a fish restaurant

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Urban Meyer looks like the guy who tells street performers “I only have hundreds”

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Doug Pederson looks like the only guest who swims in the local motel’s roadside pool

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Mike Tomlin looks like he’s always meeting his daughter’s boyfriend for the first time

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Nick Nurse looks like your wife’s friend’s husband who you are forced to let into your fantasy football league

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Adam Silver looks like the sign language interpreter at a mayoral press conference

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Bill O’Brien looks like the anthropomorphic big toe in a commercial for athlete’s foot cream

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Will Cain looks like the guy who bought his wife a treadmill for Christmas

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Bill O’Brien looks like the dad who yells “Execute!” between pitches every time his three-year-old son comes up to bat in a tee-ball game

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Vic Fangio looks like the Hawaiian tourist who adamantly refuses to be brought on stage during the luau’s big group dance number

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Jim Harbaugh looks like he makes the family sing Happy Birthday to America on the 4th of July before anyone can begin eating

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Urban Meyer looks like a model for shoes that don’t have socks

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Sam Darnold looks like he was conceived at a frat house during rush week