WST Fake Pitchbot

A parody of American soccer journalism & content creation. Have a “tip” to share? DMs open. The good stuff is on the butterfly app

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How can I compete with this?!

[Lawrence Dockery @ldock93]

Rats leaving a sinking ship or Gregg getting rid of anybody who is a threat to him?

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The World Cup is just 4 days away and the USMNT kicks off their own campaign in only 3 days. Follow along with the taller and more handsome Tattoo for all of the lamest toilet jokes and 7th grade gags @ManagerTactical

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I’ve talked about how Miles Robinson was culpable on Germany’s first goal, but on the second watch I want to point something out. Robinson is 100% at fault. No way Ream could react. Freese could never get there to punch. Adams had to make the foul that led to the FK

By: 11 Yanks

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TacticaL Manager: well known El Tri fan

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

The Azteca 🇲🇽 is going to be lit on Thursday.

The legendary stadium is ready for the World Cup opener, the same place where Pelé and Maradona won the World Cup.

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@HiMyNameIsSeton It’s ok to just say, “that was a well worked goal.” Believe it or not, elite players/teams will find ways to beat you that are virtually impossible to defend.

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Outlaw ALL twitter tacticos is all I’m saying. We’ve seen enough

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I’m sorry, but defensive breakdowns are rarely the fault of just one player. Even the guy in this video says something about “scapegoats” and then isolates the blame. At least 3 guys did something “wrong” here to allow the goal. Not to mention how 🇩🇪 got here in the first place

[USMNT_STAN @StanUsmnt]

Yeah this is a classic Adams head scratcher. He’s very good in loud moments but will get lost or lose marks or come out of position to chase something. We don’t really have better options and it’s why I’m so nervous about the D. May be our downfall.

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@ManagerTactical So he wins this match?

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@ManagerTactical You could have simply just not posted this tweet. And yet here we are

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Some might say this is one of the least self-aware comments of all time

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@ManagerTactical The thing is target score time is part of the game.

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Oof tough out for Furia. The losing to an eventual semi-finalist, finalist or champion excuse is now out the window for @ManagerTactical

[TST @TST7v7]

WHAT. A. GAME.

Kings League All-Stars come back in Target Score Time to ADVANCE to the SEMIFINALS💪

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@ManagerTactical Hahaha my man. Eat the L

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Every youth sports team in America has this dad. He’s a little too close to the sideline. Inching more and more towards the opposing team. He’s just a little too loud and I think he just said what I think he just said…

We’re the most unlikable team in this year’s World Cup.

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

He could’ve only dreamed back then that he’d be leading his country to greatness at a home World Cup. 🥹

This is the summer that Christian Pulisic solidifies himself as the greatest American soccer player of all time. 🇺🇸🐐

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An incredible combination of words this person has heard in passing that don’t mean what he thinks they do

A+ tweet

[D&M⚽️🇺🇸 @DandMussoccer]

Fucking joke

My hatred towards Poch is ineffable

Tim Ream is an uninspiring, milquetoast octogenarian

He’ll probably start for us now

FUCK this

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@ManagerTactical no where to be found on EITHER Creator team at TST.

The downfall must be studied.

[TST @TST7v7]

WE HAVE A STAR-STUDDED LINEUP PLAYING IN THE FIRST-EVER TST CREATOR GAME! 🤩

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@ManagerTactical Same thing that happened when you claimed you were winning $1M at TST. But better

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Oh he hit Tac with the “night, night” cele

🥶

[TST @TST7v7]

FURIA FC COMPLETE THE COMEBACK AND ADVANCE🕺🕺🤩

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An absolutely disastrous Target Score Time undoes Tac’s Sharks and they are out in the Round of 16. Questions will be asked about the Sharks style of play and of the coaching decisions.

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Tactical Fan’s Flo Sharks take on Furia FC this morning in the round of 16. Furia are undefeated and have only conceded 5 goals through 4 games - two of which were in their Round of 32 game. This is the real test for the Sharks, and, like we’ve said, the QF is the bare minimum.

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Furia buries one from outside the box!