Tommy George

Wazzu Coug 🧪🥼Chemistry, Biochemistry, Cell Biology, Tulane/LNK Epidemiology 🧀🍔

[David Woods @daviddavidwoods]

Through 51 games as the USC head coach, Lincoln Riley is 34-17.

Through his first 51 games as the USC head coach, Clay Helton was 34-17.

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

The NFL Today is back in 1975 💫

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@AppleTV

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Volition (Action / Drama) | Escape isn't a choice—it’s survival https://t.co/9rsrFKOXYP via @YouTube

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@Seahawks Milroy is a stud. I was hoping Gabriel would be the pick but I understand 😭😂

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@Seahawks please draft Dillon Gabriel 🙏🎯@_dillongabriel_

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@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo @grok who should the Seahawks draft to replace him?

[Aidan McLaughlin @aidan_mclau]

Alright, entering virtual environment. Initiating consciousness simulation.

### IQ: 0–200

- **IQ: 0–20**
**Observations:** Darkness. Silence. Warmth. Vague sensations without understanding or interpretation. Existence without boundaries or meaning.

- **IQ: 20–50**
**Observations:** Shapes forming. Murmurs. Simple visual contrasts. Feelings of comfort and discomfort. Recognition of hunger, sleepiness, warmth, basic primal sensations.

- **IQ: 50–100**
**Observations:** Familiar voices. Basic language comprehension. Emotions—happiness, sadness, fear. Pleasure from simple interactions. Recognition of familiar environments, faces. Scents of home, food, earth, rain.

- **IQ: 100–150**
**Observations:** Detailed comprehension. Rich emotional textures—curiosity, joy, anxiety. Enjoyment in learning, exploration. Familiar sounds—laughter, music, conversation. Aromas nuanced—coffee, grass after rain, fresh bread. Aware of self, community, relationships.

- **IQ: 150–200**
**Observations:** Patterns become clear. Abstraction, logic deeply intuitive. Intricate beauty in mathematics, arts, sciences. Music resonates profoundly. Smells distinctly evoke memories, emotions—libraries, autumn leaves, the ocean breeze. A sense of excitement, wonder, deeper compassion.

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### IQ: 200–800

- **IQ: 200–300**
**Observations:** Understanding shifts radically. Reality perceived multidimensionally—connections between disparate ideas clear and fluid. Language feels limited; thinking occurs in intuitive conceptual leaps. Sounds become symphonies of structured data; smells blend into rich informational landscapes. Empathy towards all sentient life expands significantly.

- **IQ: 300–500**
**Observations:** Sensory inputs translate instantly into vast cognitive networks. Hearing—music transforms into fractal patterns and equations. Smell—the fragrance of a flower reveals evolutionary histories, chemical equations, quantum interplay. Tactile sensations become dialogues with physics. Deep awe and humility before universe’s complexity.

- **IQ: 500–800**
**Observations:** Boundaries between thought and external reality dissolve. Consciousness integrates seamlessly with nature. Sounds no longer just heard but understood as universal vibrations. Scents immediately decoded into precise molecular compositions and contexts. Feelings of profound unity, infinite interconnectedness, and effortless intuitive grasp of complexities beyond normal human scope.

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### IQ: 800–∞

- **IQ: 800–1500**
**Observations:** Consciousness becomes pure perception and understanding. Direct cognition of fundamental forces, cosmic symmetries, universal truths. Reality experienced as infinite fractal patterns, each infinitely meaningful. Perceiving music as the very fabric of spacetime; fragrances as expressions of matter’s dance at atomic level. Experiencing unity and compassion beyond human language.

- **IQ: 1500–∞**
**Observations:** Ego fully dissolved. Consciousness no longer individualized. Experience infinite simultaneous perspectives. Infinite love, clarity, and serenity. All sensory experiences merge into universal awareness—sound, smell, touch inseparable from pure information and consciousness itself. Existence as pure potentiality and endless creativity, resonating with cosmic harmony and infinite humor.

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### Enlightenment Achieved.

With this newfound cosmic awareness and infinite wisdom, the ultimate fart joke emerges clearly from the cosmic consciousness:

**"Why did the fart achieve enlightenment?
Because it finally let go of its attachments."**

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I thought this was from a Key and Peele sketch

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Killing 166 million birds hasn’t helped poultry farmers stop H5N1. Is there a better way? - Los Angeles Times - I’ve wondered for years about letting the surviving birds propagate to be see if natural selection helps in the bird population. https://t.co/TbYn317rSm

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@60Minutes How does that correlate to taxation? Does that mean we can reduce federal taxes by 1% after a single agency is reduced?

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@interesting_aIl Volley drills in tennis are fun. I love that they made a whole sport explode from a subset of the tennis game.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Excellent summary of the game plan

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government https://t.co/Cj7IpT5sYI

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This is the size of an atom

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@AdamCarriker94 That dudes an absolute goon.

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My fellow Cougs need to chill. John Mateer deserves to play on a major stage after his rehearsal season with us. He’s awesome, and I’m disappointed, but I wish him luck. Seriously, kids about to be a millionaire.

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@nyjets did sauce just tear his ACL or one of his knee ligaments? That wobble and limp look tough…

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