West Side Curmudgeon

New York. Opinions are my own, and I don't care about your opinions.

[West Side Curmudgeon @WSideCurmudgeon]

I sat next to a guy on the subway who wore headphones and gave me plenty of room, what the hell happened to this city?

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I am in an abusive relationship with Halal cart white sauce.

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@EricMcCormack

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Imagine ever going to Times Square.

[Will & Grace @WillAndGrace]

Relatable? 🤣 #WillAndGrace

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Every building in Hudson Yards looks like bad CGI from a terrible movie about New York in the future.

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@DebraMessing Thanks, chatty redhead.

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@WillAndGrace @DebraMessing Lol.

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Hi, I'm Grace Adler and I'm running for President of the dumbest thing in New York.

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@WillAndGrace 😏😏😏

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If I see you taking a duckface selfie at Ground Zero I will gladly offer to take your picture for you and then throw your phone into the sewer.

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I saw a guy in the Park whose toes hung over and gripped the edge of his sandals today and I'll never eat shrimp cocktail again.

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I want the guy who makes my Franco at City Sandwich to be one of my pallbearers. #AskForBrian

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When in doubt, the more things in New York named after a dead guy, the bigger the monster he was.

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Watching the TVs in NYC taxis is like the pried-open eyeballs scene in Clockwork Orange but without the good music.